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samyouwell

Baildon, Yorkshire, UK

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Sunday Dec 04, 2005

Dec 4, 2005
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Goddamn has anyone got any cures for jetlag?

Recently I put it upon myself to buy hot girls drinks....
to no avail...
The first girl was straight edge...
The second was an optician who had to work in the morning...
The third had a boyfriend (she pointed this out after i bought her the drink)...
The forth was a lesbian, she must have been desperate cos she dry humped my leg...


ooo aaa
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
jaded:
I just saw the picture of you with long hair...haha...you look like jesus. i don't know about that.
Dec 5, 2005
monroe:
Good for you! smile
Dec 8, 2005

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