I was just taking a shower & thinking at the same time how to save fresh water from being wasted. I came up with two amusing yet possibly impactful ideas.
1. Don't flush the toilet unless the water is already yellow or you're laying down a log.
2. Don't masturbate in the shower. This one is mainly aimed towards the guys but you ladies are...
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1. Don't flush the toilet unless the water is already yellow or you're laying down a log.
2. Don't masturbate in the shower. This one is mainly aimed towards the guys but you ladies are...
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Damn I need a hair cut. I'm getting a white man fro again. I have enough hair for five people, I swear! Probably just take out my clippers & buzz it all off again.
agave:
I hear yeah... nobody likes grow out. how short are you talking?
*excited* I'm going to get my back piece here really soon. I'm really excited. I just wish I had a way to take decent pictures of my tattoos. I'll have to hunt someone down who has a good one to help me out. 
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kyra:
ahaha Yeah, I'm taking a long time with that. I might just wait for professional pictures. The lighting in my room is terrible.
enola:
mmmhh....i dont know. i think he`s dead. i don`t think he was able to plan a new life struggling that heavily with his depression and disorders...
No carpet can stand up against me now wuahahahahaha, not with my Dyson & Hoover Steamer! I WIN!!! 
desiree:
is it REALLY as wonderful as you had ever hoped for?
So many hours of homework....so many more....
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affy:
If you grew up in my house, you would hate it too.
desiree:
lucky.
It makes me very happy to see someone very attractive with someone short like me. Course it would make me even happier if I was with them but next best thing is to see someone with my disadvantage winning.
desiree:
sorry about last night on aim...
my head was so effed up, i just hopped into bed and crashed out in mid-conversation..
.. even just TALKING about my life stresses me out!!
.. thank you for listening though, and your advice... <3.
my head was so effed up, i just hopped into bed and crashed out in mid-conversation..
.. even just TALKING about my life stresses me out!!
.. thank you for listening though, and your advice... <3.
I need to figure out how to make more money so I can get a house. Blah, right now I can only get a loan for 60k. The only house I could buy with that is probably covered in rat shit in a rat hole. Damn being poor!
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desiree:
i am trying to get my mom to buy a house here, so that i can live in it and pay rent to her instead....
desiree:
well, it was in a MUCH smaller venue than we are used to playing... WAAAY smaller... it was a bar called 'the blue parrot' and a bunch of hardcore metal type bands were playing too...
the funny part is LELU, the other dancer for the band, was being crazy and picking me up and twirling me around, flashing my ass at the entire bar and a whole bunch of other fun and crazy stuff...
then, everybody wanted their picture taken with us afterwards... it was funny... all these metal heads... i felt like a celebrity!!
oh, and thank you.
the funny part is LELU, the other dancer for the band, was being crazy and picking me up and twirling me around, flashing my ass at the entire bar and a whole bunch of other fun and crazy stuff...
then, everybody wanted their picture taken with us afterwards... it was funny... all these metal heads... i felt like a celebrity!!
oh, and thank you.
If you don't have a product in stock don't sell it! Guh, this is annoying. I've been waiting for my Hoover SteamVac F5914-900 for two weeks now. I won it on ebay & have been waiting. Then I email the guy to see what the hell is up. The dumb shit was out of stock I guess & said I would get mine within seven...
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skywisdom:
I dunno, i was thinking maybe you and jason...
desiree:
boobs...
i wish i had 5 of them.
i wish i had 5 of them.
I want to get my back tattoo but I'm a cheap bastard when it comes to getting things for myself. Always have to save my pennies.
pistolita:
you don't hear me when i come into blockbuster. i'm running up and down the aisles screaming.. i'm that girl. hahah. no, i'm not. i'm usually in my pajamas with my boyfriend, wandering the television isle, looking for the next Rome disc.
glad you enjoyed.
glad you enjoyed.
desiree:
don't listen to those stupid rumors!!
... oh, and i wish i hadn't even started my half sleeve.. i remember when i used to like the pain.
... oh, and i wish i hadn't even started my half sleeve.. i remember when i used to like the pain.
Ohman, gotta get my mula ready! PS3 on the 17th! I have a couple friends that will help me get more, meaning I give them moniez & they buy for me since usually they only allow one per customer. I can probably get at least three. Ebay those bad boys instantly. Money! 
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affy:
BAM
affy:
Oh man oh man oh man. Im so happy, I had to tell someone, so here I am.
I got a check from my job for over 400 dollars. For the gas I spent during academy. That means.....*drumroll*..........I will be caught up on my bills for this month! Granted, my credit cards are still there and theres always next month, but hey! This month is caught up!
I got a check from my job for over 400 dollars. For the gas I spent during academy. That means.....*drumroll*..........I will be caught up on my bills for this month! Granted, my credit cards are still there and theres always next month, but hey! This month is caught up!
.. thank you.