What's-up Party People!
Ode to the Booty
by the Sammich-man
It is my firm belief that everyone needs holiday booty!
It is also my belief that everyone that has a someone with which to knock boots,
has a duty to the booty!
Even if you're fruity!
So tend to the booty!
And if you have booty to spare...
then share!!
Let them know you care....
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Ode to the Booty
by the Sammich-man
It is my firm belief that everyone needs holiday booty!
It is also my belief that everyone that has a someone with which to knock boots,
has a duty to the booty!
Even if you're fruity!
So tend to the booty!
And if you have booty to spare...
then share!!
Let them know you care....
Read More
Good evening Sirs and Sirs-ettes!
Milhouse is a tool.
Peace.
Milhouse is a tool.
Peace.
Well, I'm back.
That is all.
That is all.
catagogogo:
thanks for the helpful advice...
if you knew me as well as my closer friends do, you would realize im capable of housecleaning, lightweight lifting, and changing lightbulbs.
me and a d/w removal would definitely be a baddddd idea lol.
i discovered the hole also leads to one of my cabinets, and somewhere around the corner - probably towards the stove as opposed to the d/w. (oh, and yes, d/w is apartment office code for dishwasher lol).
i tried banging the drawer on the stove around to scared them out, but it only got them to be visible within the hole, not accessible....
if you knew me as well as my closer friends do, you would realize im capable of housecleaning, lightweight lifting, and changing lightbulbs.
me and a d/w removal would definitely be a baddddd idea lol.
i discovered the hole also leads to one of my cabinets, and somewhere around the corner - probably towards the stove as opposed to the d/w. (oh, and yes, d/w is apartment office code for dishwasher lol).
i tried banging the drawer on the stove around to scared them out, but it only got them to be visible within the hole, not accessible....
Been FAR too long. But alas, I can only post this small tiding at this time due to the onset of inebriation.
HAPPY CHRISTMACHAUNIKWANZIKHA Season YO!
The Sammich
HAPPY CHRISTMACHAUNIKWANZIKHA Season YO!
The Sammich
I don't know if y'all agree, but I sent this to Missy regarding the new SG.
Dearest Missy,
I hate to be a naysayer, but I want to bring up the current changes to SG. It seems as though most of the girls' new sets have been much more pornographic as opposed to the fine erotic art as before. I realize that I have only...
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Dearest Missy,
I hate to be a naysayer, but I want to bring up the current changes to SG. It seems as though most of the girls' new sets have been much more pornographic as opposed to the fine erotic art as before. I realize that I have only...
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tuffyluffaguss:
Brilliant. I would put my name on that. Check your spelling though dude.
sixtenblue:
Your official and friendly reminder about the SG LIVE show at the Mystic on HALLOWEEN! Just trying to get the local SG crew to the show as tix are going to be gone soon. Last year at the Raven, show sold out and I promise you it was the most amazing show Sonoma County has ever seen. If you miss the girls when they come to town . . . can you think of a better way to spend Halloween? If so, you have to let me know.
Where can I audition to be Venla's Corset and Tilly's unmentionables? 'cuz I know I can be a star!!!!
This is a sad day for me as I just found out that not only is Voltaire leaving the site, but so is Apnea.
Let Us drink a toast to them as they go on into the ether of normality, and hope to welcome them...
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This is a sad day for me as I just found out that not only is Voltaire leaving the site, but so is Apnea.
Let Us drink a toast to them as they go on into the ether of normality, and hope to welcome them...
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So, I might be making an unscheduled career change in the next few months.
Maybe I'll go back to making snow at Snow Summit in Big Bear for the winter and go back to school in the spring and summer.
Today, I just found out that two people I have great respect for have had their lives turned upside down recently. A mentor of mine...
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Maybe I'll go back to making snow at Snow Summit in Big Bear for the winter and go back to school in the spring and summer.
Today, I just found out that two people I have great respect for have had their lives turned upside down recently. A mentor of mine...
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I don't get it.
Saturday might I got up at 8pm and work till 630am. I then stay up all day till 11pm on sunday for a grand total of 27hrs of conciousness. I then proceed to sleep 18 hours. So at 5pm yesterday, I got up and haven't been able to get to sleep since trying to get to bed at midnight. I gotta...
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Saturday might I got up at 8pm and work till 630am. I then stay up all day till 11pm on sunday for a grand total of 27hrs of conciousness. I then proceed to sleep 18 hours. So at 5pm yesterday, I got up and haven't been able to get to sleep since trying to get to bed at midnight. I gotta...
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I LOVE cunnilingus!