Well, I'm back!
If you are in the vicinity, I highly recommend Wildwood, NJ. I had been there before, but in early may and didn't get the full impact. So many beautiful girls out there. Unfortunately, the majority were probably jailbait. But in that quantity,I think that they qualify as jail-chum, not just bait. But I did meet a very nice girl from Russia, named Olga. She sold me some rings, and another named Ivanna made me a sandwich at the north Wildwood Wawa. I personaly think that the most beautiful wome in the world come from eastern european, scandinavian or latin heritage. Of course beautiful women come from all over the world and anyone that truely loves the grace and beauty of the female form cannot be racist, as well any true gourmet. That's strange. One can say that anyone who truely appreciates what they eat cannot be racist. Maybe I should get off this subject. The last time I spoke about it openly, I was dubbed "Munch Box".
I also got an "I'm with Stupid" T-shirt that points south rather than to my right or left.
But the coolest thing I got was a prescription for "Happy Pills" from the ER. I woke up monday morning and the pain in my ribs was worse than when I first injured them. So after my training I went to the ER and got X-ay'd. The Doc said he couldn't see a fracture but was going to have the radiologist take a closer look, and said that it's most likely just a really bad contusion-or deep, super bruised muscles. Judging by the sharpness of pain with certain movements, I could have sworn I snapped the rib by coughing or sleeping wrong. Whatever. At least the Lortabs made the flight home more bearable with some lady's rugrat screaming at the top of his lungs for the first two hours, and the chubby broad next to me trailing her poo stank back from the lav so that I could enjoy it too. I had my headphones on and was buzzin' good!
Well, see ya' next time.
Bye
Sammich
If you are in the vicinity, I highly recommend Wildwood, NJ. I had been there before, but in early may and didn't get the full impact. So many beautiful girls out there. Unfortunately, the majority were probably jailbait. But in that quantity,I think that they qualify as jail-chum, not just bait. But I did meet a very nice girl from Russia, named Olga. She sold me some rings, and another named Ivanna made me a sandwich at the north Wildwood Wawa. I personaly think that the most beautiful wome in the world come from eastern european, scandinavian or latin heritage. Of course beautiful women come from all over the world and anyone that truely loves the grace and beauty of the female form cannot be racist, as well any true gourmet. That's strange. One can say that anyone who truely appreciates what they eat cannot be racist. Maybe I should get off this subject. The last time I spoke about it openly, I was dubbed "Munch Box".
I also got an "I'm with Stupid" T-shirt that points south rather than to my right or left.
But the coolest thing I got was a prescription for "Happy Pills" from the ER. I woke up monday morning and the pain in my ribs was worse than when I first injured them. So after my training I went to the ER and got X-ay'd. The Doc said he couldn't see a fracture but was going to have the radiologist take a closer look, and said that it's most likely just a really bad contusion-or deep, super bruised muscles. Judging by the sharpness of pain with certain movements, I could have sworn I snapped the rib by coughing or sleeping wrong. Whatever. At least the Lortabs made the flight home more bearable with some lady's rugrat screaming at the top of his lungs for the first two hours, and the chubby broad next to me trailing her poo stank back from the lav so that I could enjoy it too. I had my headphones on and was buzzin' good!
Well, see ya' next time.
Bye
Sammich