Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

sammich

Long Beach CA!

Member Since 2005

Followers 21 Following 62

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Sunday May 15, 2005

May 15, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
I feel like ass.

And I don't mean that like, when someone asks "whatcha wanna do?" Why is it that all these skinny little people can get away with eating nothing but junk all the time and feel fine. I had to forfiet grabbing some decent food last night before I got to work because I was late, and I've got that junk food.....bleh! puke I wonder if this is what grass feels like after a big ol' outdoor concert.

So yesterday mornin' I'm sittin' on the can, right, and the shower's runnin' because I'm about to take a shower and go to bed. The bathroom door opens and Crazy Hisham (I think that's how to spell it. He's an exchange student from Lebanon.) sticks his head in with his camera and snaps off a shot of me, on the can, in all my bare assed splendor. I was pissed for a sec, but then found the humor in it. I'd post it but I don't wanna damage the SG server or be responsible for people being suddenly stricken blind. eeek

I need another beer.

Aahhh! That's better!

As of late, I've been considering joining Mensa. Not that I think that I'm all that on the IQ front but, if my folks and teachers weren't just trying to get me to do my homework, then maybe I could get in. It might help out in the job fields I want to get into when my current gig expires. I just hope it has a lot to do with problem solving and not with where my keys are. I swear, sometimes I spend a good 10 or so minutes searching around my pad for the damn things, only to find them in my right hand. The only comfort I take in that is that brilliant people are often absent minded due to the volume of thought whirling through their minds. confused

Well, I gotta get to bed.

Listen to something Celtic while drinking ice water. "Water cleanses you know, washes dirt away, makes new."-STP
Seeing as it's sunday morning, I'd Imagine there are some people that need a little rehydration! wink

PEACE!!!

Sammich

More Blogs

  • 05.02.07
    0

    Wednesday May 02, 2007

    Well, I'm off to Alaska for a couple of weeks.
  • 04.29.07
    0

    Sunday Apr 29, 2007

    One of the cats, Opie, woke me up this morning, 20 minutes before my …
  • 04.11.07
    2

    Thursday Apr 12, 2007

    Holy Crap! It's 3:30 am ! Eh!
  • 04.07.07
    0

    Sunday Apr 08, 2007

    OK For all of you who haven't seen Grindhouse.... GO!!!!!! I…
  • 03.17.07
    2

    Saturday Mar 17, 2007

    They never shoulda scheduled it! I had to be at the base at 6:30 t…
  • 03.16.07
    0

    Friday Mar 16, 2007

    This just needed a re-post! 1. whats your name spelt backwards? xob…
  • 03.08.07
    2

    Thursday Mar 08, 2007

    Long, but funny as an M-80 shoved up a politicians ass!! YOU KNOW YO…
  • 03.07.07
    0

    Wednesday Mar 07, 2007

    I had a very involved and disturbing dream last night. Long one too. …
  • 03.04.07
    2

    Sunday Mar 04, 2007

    The Beast is shiny, I am drunk, HOORAY!!
  • 02.20.07
    3

    Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

    HEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!! I need to sell off these trucks this week!!…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

24
years
0
months
18
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,610 SuicideGirls
  • 1,113,818 followers
  • 14,980,241 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,533,959 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Complaint / Content Removal Policy | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo