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sammich

Long Beach CA!

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Friday May 13, 2005

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Goddamn I'm drunk!!

I think that I am destined to walk the earth alone and without a Woman. That really sucks. Sometimes I think that Women are programmed to overlook the good guys and go for the assholes. I am neither an asshole nor a jock but I guarantee that I am a catch. But whatever.

I am currently in love with bourbon and am of the belief that you should find one that you love and drink it until you pass out. Do this while listening to Bad Religion's "Los Angeles is Burning".


Go ogle Fractal's sets! It's only natural!!!


I'll be In New Jersey in early July as it stands, on the boardwalk in Wildwood. I'm really looking foward to it . Come on out to Wildwood's Boardwalk in the early part of July to
have a good time.

I have teeth and I'm yearning to wield them!!!

I am willing to kill for the right amount!!

Sammich
tuffyluffaguss:
You make me Raugh!! You Funni rike crown no scary rike a munster!!
May 13, 2005
monroe:
Very true. I stand corrected.

1. Watching TV shows about outer space hahaha.

2. The boy..durrrrr blush

3. Well, Vladimir has gotten me to the point of requiring hospitalization twice. Once I actually went and once I didn't. Jager also does a number on me.
May 13, 2005

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