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I found a little gem in Copperfield's Bookstore in Petaluma the other day.

Modern Drunkard Magazine.

I'm seriously,.....Modern Drunkard Magazine.

I had to buy it. How could I not? Its "Modern"- fucking -"Drunkard Magazine". It is full of fascinating and enthralling articles, and stories. Articles of things we are genuinely interested in, and stories we can relate to. They even had a great article on the late, great, Hunter S. Thompson, and the beloved Jackie Gleason.

It's absolute genius.

I got a free vending machine yesterday. It's like a '70s style Pepsi machine. Don't know if it works yet as I have yet to get that heavy bitch upstairs and into my kitchen to plug it in, but if it is kaput, it's nothing the great and talented human swiss army knife Sammich can't fix.

Drink bourbon and check out "The Cheeseballs" if you are in the north bay area and the are playing a show near you. Probably the best coverband I've ever encountered. They cover Bon Jovi, Outkast, The Time, AC/DC, Lil' Jon, Warrant, Young MC and so many others very well. You won't be disappointed!

Well, it's gettin' to be that time. Time for more whiskey, a shower, and bed.

"Pahting is such sweet sorrow, Dahlings, but yes yes yes I must go now. Love to all, Dahlings! Ciao!!"