sammich

What's-up Party People!

Ode to the Booty
by the Sammich-man

It is my firm belief that everyone needs holiday booty!

It is also my belief that everyone that has a someone with which to knock boots,
has a duty to the booty!
Even if you're fruity!
So tend to the booty!

And if you have booty to spare...
then share!!
Let them know you care.
It don't matter where!

And if you're hankerin'
for some spankerin',
get that too!
It's good for you!

If you're reading my rhymin'
and can't find the right timin',
get in a quickie!
It's even better when sticky!

'Tis the season
for some pleasin'!
what better reason
to get to some squeezin'?

So if you get the chance,
take off your pants.
Even if your outside
tending the plants!

Happy ChristmaHauneKwanzika y'all!!!!

After all, Gee Whiz was all about the peace and harmony.
and what can be more harmonious than selflessly pleasuring each other?