sammich

Well, I'm back!

If you are in the vicinity, I highly recommend Wildwood, NJ. I had been there before, but in early may and didn't get the full impact. So many beautiful girls out there. Unfortunately, the majority were probably jailbait. But in that quantity,I think that they qualify as jail-chum, not just bait. But I did meet a very nice girl from Russia, named...
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This morning, the meds wore off and my chest hurt like hell! but tonight I'm listening to Jimmy Buffet and drinking margaritas made from Margaritaville tequila and mix and I am absolutely comfy! If you're injured, try it, it's awesome! I also had a Punch Corona cigar too. Deeeee-licious!

Thanx for the 's Vixx, I think that they made the Jimmy Buffet and Margaritas work....
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OUCH!!!

I went tubing on Monday and was having areally great time when my buddy Skylar and I (on the tube) Slammed into the side of the tow boat at about 25 -30 MPH. Skylar took it just below the neck and has a sore back. I, however, hit a slit second before him and having 60 lbs on him, came away with heavier damage....
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Holy crap!

I can't believe it's been that long since I posted. I think I need to work less and visit SG more because I was unawares of a new Fractal set. Go look if you haven't already......

....Nice, huh!

Been really busy with work, more work, and vehicles around here. But I've got the next couple of days off so that means more work...
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I have a boner.

And a headache.





Talk about conflicted.

I WANT TO BURN IT ALL!!!!!

I drive through rolling hills of grasses and plants, flinging their pollens everywhere and making me sneeze. BURN THEM!!

Itchy eyes and sinuses. Sneezing and a snotty nose. BURN THEM!!!

Post nasal drip, coughing, congestion caused sleeplessness. BURN THE SHIT OUTTA THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or give me de-sensitization shots.

I have to get my first CT scan...for my sinuses. Yeah, I...
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Holy Outdated Wardrobe, Batman!!

I'm seriously. This guy at work has probably not purchased any new clothing in the past few decades. Either that, or he has a time machine and buys the same stuff he did in high school. Same sizes too!

Bye!!

Fractal: noun: the destructive beauty that shakes the very foundation of my soul.

Ho-lee-crap!

Well, ive had a interesting week of "vacation". I go to the river to stay with my folks and spend some time blasting past people in my boat when I get hit with my allergies and a disintegrating starter. But it first seems like it's the battery (no not the allergies!). So I spend 100 some odd bux on a new, more appropriate battery...
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ALLERGIES SUCK MUCH ASS!!!!!

Oh, but to breath freely! That continues to be my wish. I actually lost my sense of smell for a month a couple of years ago. It sucked. Food didn't taste, drink didn't taste, I couldn't appreciate a good fart...... but it did come in handy during litter-box cleanings . It was the strangest thing. I was able to breath freely,...
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I feel like ass.

And I don't mean that like, when someone asks "whatcha wanna do?" Why is it that all these skinny little people can get away with eating nothing but junk all the time and feel fine. I had to forfiet grabbing some decent food last night before I got to work because I was late, and I've got that junk food.....bleh! I...
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Goddamn I'm drunk!!

I think that I am destined to walk the earth alone and without a Woman. That really sucks. Sometimes I think that Women are programmed to overlook the good guys and go for the assholes. I am neither an asshole nor a jock but I guarantee that I am a catch. But whatever.

I am currently in love with bourbon and am...
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