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Ok.

I learn things when mildly drunk and listening to swing. Like how to post pics to this place straight from my camera phone! So stay tuned for more absurdities.

As for the Pomp: I have been trying to figure this thing out and I finally got the hang of it. Now I just have to let certain parts of my hair grow out a...
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grneyez:
I have to agree with you on learning things while mildy drunk, but I like to watch and listen to the people in my path. It makes me think!

I just wanted to comment on your last two sentences. My motto is.....
~*~""Life's Journey Is Not To Arrive At The Grave Safely In A Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Totally Worn Out, Shouting..."HOLY SHIT, WHAT A RIDE!""~*~

C
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Whazzup?!

I'm freakin' wasted! I look like Elvis too!

But drunk!

Love, peace, and chicken grease!!! kiss
chemira:
YOu look like elvis? I wanna see. Next time take a pic.
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I love these little MySpace surveys that come around. They can be so much fun.

Enjoy and feel free to post it yourselves.

Dec 30, 2006 12:12 AM
Subject 42 Random
Body: 42 of the MOST Random Questions Ever, BE HONEST.

1. Where were you 1 hour ago.
Drinking beer and smashing boobs with Tanya.

2. Who will be your next kiss?
Some female within...
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Not that anyone reads my drivel, I still think this is something worthwhile.

I just went to visit one of my favorite sets of the sorely missed Apnea and found that I still could not take in the splendor of its amazing art. So I responded with the "I Loved It" button and added this in the comments:

"As a native Californian.....

FUCK that no...
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tuffyluffaguss:
I love it!!
_felix_:
huh? are we talking bout that Gonzales guy and the war on porn? cause yeah that's lame.



psssttttt: Apena is over at GodGirls now I beleive. I can say that right? there aren't SG spies lurking about that are going to kick me off for mentioning the competition are there??? blush
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So there I was!

I am sitting in front of my control console, eating cup noodles, listening to Megadeth and Mindless Self Indulgence, and posting to my SG blog. Life could be worse, eh? Still, I'd rather be in Victorville tonight with my Dad's side of the family, drinking Coronas and eating ceviche and tamales. And tomorrow in Long Beach with my Mom's half of...
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tuffyluffaguss:
I'm Home now!!!!!! THANK YOU SAMMICH!!!!!!!!!!!! And I'll get to work on another story just for you. Gracias Mi Vido kiss
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What's-up Party People!

Ode to the Booty
by the Sammich-man

It is my firm belief that everyone needs holiday booty! smile

It is also my belief that everyone that has a someone with which to knock boots,
has a duty to the booty!
Even if you're fruity!
So tend to the booty!

And if you have booty to spare...
then share!!
Let them know you care....
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Good evening Sirs and Sirs-ettes!

Milhouse is a tool.

Peace.
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Well, I'm back.

That is all.
catagogogo:
thanks for the helpful advice...
if you knew me as well as my closer friends do, you would realize im capable of housecleaning, lightweight lifting, and changing lightbulbs.

me and a d/w removal would definitely be a baddddd idea lol.
i discovered the hole also leads to one of my cabinets, and somewhere around the corner - probably towards the stove as opposed to the d/w. (oh, and yes, d/w is apartment office code for dishwasher lol).

i tried banging the drawer on the stove around to scared them out, but it only got them to be visible within the hole, not accessible....
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Been FAR too long. But alas, I can only post this small tiding at this time due to the onset of inebriation.

HAPPY CHRISTMACHAUNIKWANZIKHA Season YO!

The Sammich kiss