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samlonghorn

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Wednesday May 04, 2005

May 4, 2005
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OKay, okay...a new photo!

Its a bit more recent (like this evening!), as the last one was 18 months old! I'm going to get my backside in gear and put some photos up in an album - just need to do a bit of optimising on them...and maybe the odd airbrush... whatever

What an odd day though - I went to bed at midnight last night feeling fine. An hour later, I woke up in a cold sweat and was vomiting for the rest of the night. Really odd. I got no sleep and by the time I'd stopped puking, it was getting up time. I phoned my boss and said I'd be in a bit late. He said not to bother and just make sure I got better. At 11.00am I felt a damn sight better and went in.

Was very tired though....very, very tired. Although as soon as 5.30 hit, I had a new lease of life.

Was also thinking back to Sunday - met a girl that I quite like through another friend. We'd had a few and were recounting sex stories.

I dredged one up from the last. I'd made the mistake of letting my arm get twsited the night before an exam, and went out for a "few" drinks. That soon developed in a "few more" drinks, and a nightclub...and I got lucky. I was going through a dry patch, and exam or no exam, I thought "I'd better not refuse".

So, I took her home. Basically, it was damn good sex. She knew I had an exam, so left at 7.00am. Instead of showering and doing some last minute cramming, I went back to sleep....big mistake.

Fifteen minutes before the exam, I woke up...smelling of sex and maybe a little hungover. I ran to the exam, and took my place. Well, I was in no mood for it, and started biting my nails a few minutes in.

Well, I could still taste her on my fingers and I got a little bit carried away and forgot where I was and started sucking my own fingers and licking my hands....

...I then remembered where I was, read the questions...wrote some notes, waited until 45 minutes were up (the minimum time before you can leave) and went home, showered and went to bed. I went to the doctors and got a mitigating circumstances form filled out and passed the exam with a B+ six months later....

Them were the days! biggrin biggrin
braveart:
Wow--that pic looks so different from the previous one! You are chameleon-like.

20 more layoffs--good god man--I hope you are on good terms with the management.smile

I like your exam story...I wish we could pull mitigating circumstances notes for real life shit.
May 4, 2005

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