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Monday May 02, 2005

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Woah.....rewind!

I have been 100% out of action today. But, that would have something to do with Sunday. It started bright and early - 10.30am, and chilled out. After eating and getting ready, I headed on round to my friends place and a few of us just sat around and listened to music for a couple of hours.

Then we made our way down to the pub. Thats when things started to go askew. A few drinks there, and then three of us went for a Chinese. After that, it was onto a Mexican night at another bar, and we stayed there until closing time.

Then came the biggest mistake. Instead of going home, which would have been the sensible option, we went to the Casino......

Initially, I hadn't intended on betting anything. I was leaving that to my friend who have 150 quid on him. I then somehow took out 80....and that was the second mistake.

At one point, I was 40 up and doing quite well. Then I had this "genius" idea of spreading my bets on the rouletts table. Betting a a colour and on a zone. And I kept losing double. I ended up 40 down and I'd spent another 20 on drinks.

We left about 3.00am, and my friend headed off in a taxi and I decided to walk home. I walked round the corner and straight into comedy waiting to happen. A group of lads were doing pull-ups on some scaffolding. As soon as they saw my spindly frame the cry of "A New Challenger" rang out.

Oh dear.

I couldn't even do one. Usually, I can get through 2 or 3, but all my strength is in my lower body.... wink

It was pure comedy, but I kept on trying and trying. I nearly made it...but never did. They were cracking up but thought I was hilarious. They even asked me to sign my name on their arms!!!! I was a little confused....but played along. I kept asking for a sprint challenge - as I knew I could do that. But it was just pull-ups.

Oh well. It was a laugh, and I was so drunk I didn't care.

Today has been a total write off, and I've tried to calculate exactly what I drank....4 pints of beer, 5 whiskey and cokes, 1 bottle of wine, 2 strong cocktails, and a bottle of something red. I am still suffering now at 10.30pm....

I am never drinking again.......
whitewidow:
The famous last words of a mean hang overbiggrin If I had a dollar for ever time I said that............

Hope you are feeling better todaybiggrin

Kisses kiss kiss
May 3, 2005
whitewidow:
Swiss Navy??? Must be because I am Swiss too - we don't like violence eitherfrown

I could beat you up so you have an excuse to be sorebiggrin

Kisses kiss kiss
May 3, 2005

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