samlonghorn

Blind as a bat, I walked into today pretty much unprepared for what was about to come. Or not come as it turned out. Lack of sleep and self awareness, I needed a wake up call. Not being a coffee drinker, I went to the local 24-7, and I probably picked the only bottle of Coke off the shelf that had been laced with Viagra.

For seven straight hours I was a walking tripod. If it wasn't bad enough that I had nowhere to put it and no way of any privacy to alleviate it, I had to contain it in the tightest briefs I own.

Everytime I sat down I had to make sure I didn't trap it, and everytime I stood up I had to make sure it wasn't sticking out at a noticeable angle - cue lots of shuffling around and holding paperwork in a vain attempt to hide it.

Its getting onto three weeks now.....I didn't think I'd be that frsutrated so quickly. I'm going to be a cauldron of sextual tension before I even leave my flat on Saturday night and will probably explode at some point.....

At least I'm not at work tomorrow. For that I am grateful and hugely thankful....

Now playing: My Bloody Valentine - You Made Me Realise