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Tuesday May 25, 2004

May 25, 2004
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why did god give me a cat who farts when he's happy?

i had a dream the other night that i went into my cell phone company to upgrade my phone and they traded my phone for an onion the size of a garlic clove. i started bawling saying, but i need a phone, and the salesman kept telling me i ordered the onion.

what the hell?
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lemonadepie:
Ever seen Shrek? You have to peel back the layers! blush
May 26, 2004
unravled:
Maybe it's a cell phone as a symbol.
May 27, 2004

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