ok. um. i'm confused.
somehow i both washed and dried my clothes without noticing that there was a trojan 'for her pleasure' condom somewhere in there AND NOW MY DESPERATELY NEEDED CLEAN CLOTHES ALL SMELL LIKE SEX because of course it broke. i think that's ironic, but i'm not sure how because it's late and the screen is kind of swimming in a miasma of pretty pinks. anyway, just thought i'd share my misfortune with everyone.. the funny part is i can't remember where i got that condom.. i think someone just handed it to me, but WHO, dammit, cuz it's not my brand.. mine are tropical colors, tropical flavors cuz they're more fun to play with (when you put them on different colored things, they change color cuz they're opaque. ie a pink condom on a yellow banana = an orange phallus! fucking learning your color wheel in style is what that is).. but seriously it's gonna bug me and i won't be able to sleep.. retarded!
somehow i both washed and dried my clothes without noticing that there was a trojan 'for her pleasure' condom somewhere in there AND NOW MY DESPERATELY NEEDED CLEAN CLOTHES ALL SMELL LIKE SEX because of course it broke. i think that's ironic, but i'm not sure how because it's late and the screen is kind of swimming in a miasma of pretty pinks. anyway, just thought i'd share my misfortune with everyone.. the funny part is i can't remember where i got that condom.. i think someone just handed it to me, but WHO, dammit, cuz it's not my brand.. mine are tropical colors, tropical flavors cuz they're more fun to play with (when you put them on different colored things, they change color cuz they're opaque. ie a pink condom on a yellow banana = an orange phallus! fucking learning your color wheel in style is what that is).. but seriously it's gonna bug me and i won't be able to sleep.. retarded!
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Im flattered by your message.
Im running out the door to work right now, but I promise I will reply.
i love the boots