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samitha

Ketchikan, Alaska: Where there is (extraordinarily) no skiing.

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Saturday Aug 12, 2006

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i just stumbled upon something that will probably haunt my sleep..
Body Modification Ezine..
have you ever seen anyone with 2 penises? HAVE YOU? i am penis-shy to begin with. also the thought of a scalpel anywhere near my cherryblossom of love makes me want to purchase a medieval chastity belt off of ebay. so imagine my reaction when i see a man's penis cut in two and rehealed. they curled around each other like photosensitive fungi. i was disturbed. yet i could not stop clicking link after link.
have you ever heard of nullification? well lemme tell you i sure hadn't. it sounded political, so i though 'i didn't vote. i should educate myself'. NULL, as in not existing. i can't even come up with a description of the reaction to seeing a woman with no genitals AT ALL. like one of those pissy polly dolls. i thought 'this is like what they do to you if you rape children and corpses in the heart of iraq, right? oh no. it is their choice- NAY, their ultimate fantasy. i think i just lost a little bit of my Positive Penelope outlook on life. i think i'm more of a Wary Wilhelm now. people are scary and i want to hide from them.

i'm also never getting my nipples pierced. you think it's all fun sex and games?? mastitis is possibly the most unfortunate infection you can get! LOOK AT THE PICTURES, PEOPLE!

all right.. phew.. i just had to have a little rant about the evilness of random links and mammary infections. i think i'm ok now.

ya know what's a perfect foil for all of the above mentioned?? jjsolo 's art. she is amazing. i can't wait to meet her in person!
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nursejill:
ok now I have to go look even though it will probably haunt me.
The internet has taught me I am not even slightly kinky. The extreme fetishes people are into makes me look like a school girl.
Aug 12, 2006
jooniper:
I have spent way more time than I'd like to admit looking at freakish things like that online. It's like a car wreck at first-you don't want to look and you know you shouldn't, but you just can't help it....and then it becomes a bit of an obsession once you've seen enough to numb yourself. Or, at least, that's how it is for me. I've looked at BME before- did you check out what they have on suspension? That's an interesting practice.

What I find even more interesting than the crazy things that people do to themselves, is the crazy things that nature does to people...goiters the size of beach balls, tumors bigger than the people they're attached to, parasitic twins, stone babies, harlequin fetus, ancephelo-fuckIforgothowtospellit. A couple of hour of researching stuff like that and you'll be forever glad just to be in your own skin.

And, thankyou so much for mentioning my work. It was awesome to get so many comments from you. kiss

P.S. "cherryblossom of love" is the funniest term ever.
Aug 12, 2006

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