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So tonight was the Degrassi Goes Hollywood movie and it was amazing.It was happy,it was sad, and it was heartwarming.There was tears of joy,tears of sadness and even a little bit of blood.But it was good.I had some friends over to watch it.Oh and so we're clear;all my friends are thirteen year old girls*.

*not true

So I would also like to start off by...
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So this past week has been a pretty good week,i'm not going to lie.I don't know why I would lie but i'm not going to start now.Also i'm not much of a complainer so most weeks are pretty good for me.If I have a grilled cheese during the week,it can't be a bad week.But this past week has been very good.

To start off the...
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So I just got back from Gatlinburg Tennessee today;and my only advice to people going to Gatlinburg Tennessee is...don't.That place fucking sucks.Its essecially Myrtle Beach without the beach.Its just a bunch of shitty shops that sell airbrush t-shirts that could say things like "Jim and Carroll 4-Ever" and "Lookin' Fine In 2009." Those were just examples that i thought of myself.Feel free to use them...
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"A Cold Morning"-I'm waiting at a bus stop.It was quarter to six in the morning and i'm cold and tired.The man sitting next to me is clearly hung over and trying his best to stay awake and failing miserably at it.It was very wet outside from the rain the night before.It's really chilly out so I better wrap my scarf around my neck a little...
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So yesterday i awoke only to find myself dangling over a hot, firery volcano.I had no idea how I had gotten there but i knew it was the work of the evil Captain Majestic.Don't let his name fool you because he is pure evil;there is no majesticism to him at all so how he got his name is beyond me.But I knew I had to...
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So today i finally got my septum pierced.I thought it was going to hurt a lot but i didn't even feel it.My friend luke went with me and he got his ears pierced with a ten gauge.It was kind of funny because his left ear bled like a mother fucker but his right didn't at all.But ten seconds before the piercer pierced my septum he...
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So I was listening to Tom Waits yesterday,a song called "House Where Nobody Lives" and it is a really beautiful song.I actually got a little teary eyed while listening to it.It's from the album Mule Variations if you wanted to check it out.I put my two favorite excerpts below that i really liked a lot.

..."So if you find someone
Someone to have, someone to...
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So awhile ago i was snowed in my dorm room for three days with nothing to do.A bunch of my friends started doing this thing on facebook where they would write down 25 random facts about themselves.An example would be like "I really enjoy strawberry flavored things."That wasn't mine, it was just an example but you get the jest of it.I eventually found myself doing...
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Hello everyone.I'm Brian.That is a lovely hat you are wearing.Would you like to come in and have some tea...please have a seat.