So I just got back from Gatlinburg Tennessee today;and my only advice to people going to Gatlinburg Tennessee is...don't.That place fucking sucks.Its essecially Myrtle Beach without the beach.Its just a bunch of shitty shops that sell airbrush t-shirts that could say things like "Jim and Carroll 4-Ever" and "Lookin' Fine In 2009." Those were just examples that i thought of myself.Feel free to use them for your own t-shirt ideas;I don't mind.
Anyway the highlight of the trip,for me anyway,was screaming show-tunes(mostly the Wicked soundtrack) at Mark as loud as i can with the windows down as we were stuck in traffic.I got a lot of looks,some good some bad and some confused(understandbly),but I was proud of myself for defying gravity (if you are familar with the musical "Wicked" then that should be funny to you). Also i enjoyed putting my feet up on Mark's dashboard and just humping the air (also while listening to showtunes).Again the looks were mixed feelings.Either way i felt that it made me popular (another "Wicked" referance).As I was screaming the lyrics to "Popular", i look in my mirror to see a car full of frat boys pointing and laughing,which made me sing louder and more enthuiastically,and i finished the song of with a good ol' fashioned air hump.(Honestly i don't know if those guys we frat boys but i saw a faux-hawk and i could only assume.)
Another thing that we found to entertain ourselves was to yell at people in our car (yeah we're kinda juvenile i admitt but go there and try to find something more fun to do...i dare you). One example is when we saw a young lady in her car sitting next to her boyfriend,and she had her windows down...bad idea (but to be fair she didn't know any better). So my friend Jon decided to yell the following to her:"You could do so much better!!!!!My name is Jon!!!!!I'm glad we had this moment!!!!!!(As a side note...Jon yells really really effin' loud).She just rolled her eyes and looked pissed,to which confused Jon why she was so angry.Oh wait I remember...he just yelled at a complete stranger that she could do better boyfriend wise.
While driving through the actual city of Gatlinburg, and keep in mind we're traveling at about five to ten miles and hour because of stupid traffic, i decide to say the following a lot "Nice polo.Good choice,good choice." to everyone wearing a polo.Also saying "Hey!Do you guys know where i can score some blow?" to people on the streets is pretty funny.
As a side note,they did have some of the best "Jesus" shirts there.They had one that said "3 Nails+1 Savior=4 Given" I thought that was pretty funny.But thats all I got.Enjoy yourselves and be kind to the animals. Later Gators.
Peace (Wu-Tang 4-Life)
Anyway the highlight of the trip,for me anyway,was screaming show-tunes(mostly the Wicked soundtrack) at Mark as loud as i can with the windows down as we were stuck in traffic.I got a lot of looks,some good some bad and some confused(understandbly),but I was proud of myself for defying gravity (if you are familar with the musical "Wicked" then that should be funny to you). Also i enjoyed putting my feet up on Mark's dashboard and just humping the air (also while listening to showtunes).Again the looks were mixed feelings.Either way i felt that it made me popular (another "Wicked" referance).As I was screaming the lyrics to "Popular", i look in my mirror to see a car full of frat boys pointing and laughing,which made me sing louder and more enthuiastically,and i finished the song of with a good ol' fashioned air hump.(Honestly i don't know if those guys we frat boys but i saw a faux-hawk and i could only assume.)
Another thing that we found to entertain ourselves was to yell at people in our car (yeah we're kinda juvenile i admitt but go there and try to find something more fun to do...i dare you). One example is when we saw a young lady in her car sitting next to her boyfriend,and she had her windows down...bad idea (but to be fair she didn't know any better). So my friend Jon decided to yell the following to her:"You could do so much better!!!!!My name is Jon!!!!!I'm glad we had this moment!!!!!!(As a side note...Jon yells really really effin' loud).She just rolled her eyes and looked pissed,to which confused Jon why she was so angry.Oh wait I remember...he just yelled at a complete stranger that she could do better boyfriend wise.
While driving through the actual city of Gatlinburg, and keep in mind we're traveling at about five to ten miles and hour because of stupid traffic, i decide to say the following a lot "Nice polo.Good choice,good choice." to everyone wearing a polo.Also saying "Hey!Do you guys know where i can score some blow?" to people on the streets is pretty funny.
As a side note,they did have some of the best "Jesus" shirts there.They had one that said "3 Nails+1 Savior=4 Given" I thought that was pretty funny.But thats all I got.Enjoy yourselves and be kind to the animals. Later Gators.
Peace (Wu-Tang 4-Life)
ericfromcanadia:
what on earth was in that town that caused the visit? Nice harassing of other drivers though, and sadly i don't know wicked :o