samisdead

So yesterday i awoke only to find myself dangling over a hot, firery volcano.I had no idea how I had gotten there but i knew it was the work of the evil Captain Majestic.Don't let his name fool you because he is pure evil;there is no majesticism to him at all so how he got his name is beyond me.But I knew I had to work fast so I began to untie my shoes and take out my shoe strings then i put the shoe strings back in my shoes because I didn't really have a plan ready,it just seemed like it would help.Then I hear someone shouting at me from the top of the volcano,it was none other than my old friend John Hopkins the Old Delegate from Rhode Island.He looks at me and he shouts "McNair!!!Get me two glasses of rum!!!!" I tell him that i'm not McNair and that Captain Majestic had trapped me here and that he should help me.I tell him to look to his left and he will find a bunch of levers and pullies that will lower me and take me away from the volcano.But he doesn't know how to work all these fancy things because he is from the year 1776 so he is still not used to all of the modern day appliances.I then take off my shoe and throw it at his head.Once the shoe hit him he then took on the body of olympic gold medalist Carrie Strug and she knew exactly what to do.So she safely dragged me down from the volcano.Once i was down i took of my other shoe and hit John Hopkins in the head again and Carrie Strug left him and he was back to his old self.Captain Majestic then appeared on his flying tricycle built for two.He shouted "I get you one of these days!!!!I get you!!!!" Then he flew off into the sun and as he was flying away he was shouting "Damn you Salazar!!!!!DAMN YOU SALAZAR!!!!!!!!!!" I looked at John Hopkins old Delegate from Rhode Island and he had a big old smile on his face.I say to him "John Hopkins Old Delegate from Rhode Island...why are you smiling?" he looks at me with his big pearly white eyes and he says "I think I lost control of my body functions a little while ago." So I decided to take him to the hospital but i knew this wasn't going to be the last we saw of Captain Majestic.I knew that if I don't stop him who know what will happen to this world...who knows.(second "who knows" is said in whisper.Then a close up on my eyes and everything goes black)...to be continued.