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Sunday May 30, 2010

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The first time I heard this joke I was in trade school getting my facility maintenance certification.
DUDE! I just realized that was 10 year ago!!!

Bob was driving 13 penguins to the zoo in his ice truck when it broke down.
There was another ice truck driver passing him named Tim that slowed down to ask if he could offer Bob some assistance.
Bob said, "I'll give you $200 to take these penguins to the zoo" The Tim agreed and took the 13 penguins and the money and drove off towards the zoo.
After Bob got his truck fixed, he went to the zoo to make sure the penguins were okay.
When he got there he saw Tim walking away from the zoo counting money with 13 penguins waddling behind him.
When Bob stopped to ask Tim what he was doing, Tim said, "I took them to the zoo, but I had some money left over. So, I thought I would take them to the movies, too"

I love that joke, but I guess I have a pretty dry sense of humor sometimes. Little things amuse me.
I hope everyone reads this joke and gets a good chuckle out of it!
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
chie:
thank you, and those were quite low-priced at sale biggrin
May 31, 2010
babyjoe:
Wocka wocka wocka!!!!
May 31, 2010

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