samanthakayne

'each and every day i hear motherfuckers say-
am i ready? (are you ready?)
yes i'm ready and you bet i'm gonna rock your asses steady!
are you ready? (yes, we're ready!)
then grab a drink and chug a lug - have some sex and take some drugs.
and you know the time is now and that is why and this is how -
we can keep it oh-so-real, i know exactly how you feel.
you need a man to bust it out, that's what i'm all about.
i got the tools for the task, there ain't no need to ask
if i'm ready.'

i am SO fucking ready to have this baby. for those of you not following the details of it - i'm at about 36 1/2 weeks now. 37 weeks is considered term. the average pregnancy goes to 40. i measure as if i were somewhere around 45. yes, i'm 10+ months pregnant, as far as my body is concerned. fuckin, eh! if i make it to friday we get to go ahead and schedule this shindig. the end IS in sight.

and then (in some order over the next few months):
a good hard fucking.
a tanqueray martini, sweet, with a twist.
hot springs.
dancing, motherfuckers.
sleeping on my stomach.
brie.

((updated to add))
i will also own these panties:
and fit into them.