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Tuesday Jul 27, 2004

Jul 27, 2004
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'here she comes walking down the street.
she's got something you would love to meet.
it's her heart and her heart is black,
think of ice cream sliding into a crack.

the heat sticks to summer's heavy sweat.
hang around it'll get hotter yet.
you got the shakes and it's gonne get worse;
don't you know it's all a part of the curse?'

do you want the good news or bad news first? okay, good first.

i'm a good mom. picked up the kiddo last night from school and we went and got the dog a new leash (which he needed), a new collar to match ('cause it made us happy), and a shiny new tag with the right phone number on it, lol. he was so proud of his new finery he was actually prancing. precious. yummy spinach raviolis for dinner and then a couple of rousing games of frog juice (card game like casino, but making spells!) with the neighbor kid before bathtime and bubble beards and silly accents. it's a good life.

and the bad news? i have a cold and a uti while i'm bloated and pmsing like a mo-fo. i am not a happy piece of ass at this very moment. who's gonna cheer me up, hmm? blackeyed
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jonnytrrrash7:
ps hope you are better!!! wink pss it's the second time i've seen that fly mating....and it's still pretty damn funny!!

[Edited on Jul 28, 2004 12:27PM]
Jul 28, 2004
azurite:
Get well sooner than later.

Thanks for letting me know about Sonic Youth at Monkey Mania. I didn't get to that, but I passed on the info you posted to a few friends, one of whom did attend. I love Monkey Mania.

Afugazi (above) sounds like he's a decent sort to let into the SGCO club.

Who did the artwork that you chose for your profile "pic"? It's sort of in the Vargas style.

If you like Burroughs, check out the Dead Fingers Talk group sometime.

Stay alert, stay alive. smile
Jul 28, 2004

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