samackface

Sell me a Polaroid One 600 with a free film thrown in.

Cheers.

I'm muh'fuckin po'.

I have a crush on Voltaire.

And MandyMay.



I haven't had sex in a month, a drink in over a month, and a ciggarette in over an hour.
My life in Wellington seriously blows.
I'd go out and meet cunts, but, the fact remains that everybody down here sucks.

Except the guy at Real Groovy, who I can't look at without visualising him naked. On his back. In my bedroom. etc etc
This often results in me making a huge fool out of myself whenever I go in there.

One day....

Need auckland fuckers. Literally.

Sigh.