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ps. what does you being my guest entail? adult diapers and alcohol?
pps. you've moved around a lot.. lucky poo getting to live in the caribbean. thats awsome.

yah get a summer home for me too hah so we can be neighbors. hahaha
you will not get my fries. i swear it. and i would like lillies on my grave thankyou.
but just to let you know, i will shove all the fries in my mouth right before you try to kick my ass.
hopefully ill choke on them and die, cus then i would be happy.
i would be a great host. fuck, im good at everything. hahahahhahahah yah. maybe not...

ps. who said anything about me wanting your 'arse'?
pps. everybody knows you want mine.
ppps. if you come to visit im buying double stuf oreos right before we meet and im eating them allll in front of you.
pppps. if your lucky i might give you half of one.

well then I am certainly happy you didn't listen to your parents. I don't know how anyone can live a life without passion.

Ginsberg is my litereary god, and anyone who can recognize him and/or his work (and even better, quote it, *drools*) is pretty damn great as far as my standards go. I live off of poetry. Actually, I thrive on the written word in any form.

I would have to agree that the brain is by far the sexiest part of the human anatomy, I couldn't care less about appearances.

I'm about as geeky as they come and damn proud of it.

Oooooh I Know is suuuuch a great song, so is Teenage Angst for that matter. I really like Broken promise too. YES Black Market Music is SUCH a fantastic album, I always have some Placebo album or song playing at one time or another. And by always I mean allthefcukingtime.
Bowie is the greatest!!! I saw him last year in Berkeley, coolest show ever.

I love Brining It All Back Home, but Freewheelin' and Highway 61 Revisited probably come as close as close can get to being my favorites. I'm a sucker for Don't Think Twice and Desolation Row. He does go back and forth and there is no one specific era that's better because they're all just so good. The first 4 are undoubtedly his best. Hands down.

And why thank you. You are quite fantastic yourself.

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hahah yah you write it out. hahahhh

i cant wait for the BAM! email. get a little excitement in my dull days.
yes you should come visit me on your next vacation! weird looking boys are everywhere here so you will blend in wonderfully. just dont open your mouth hahhhahah

making fun of people in hell with bon scott will kickass. knowing us and our abilities to achieve domination over things hell will be ours. not bon scott tho. just us two.
oreos of corse are in that scheme.

WDIO!!!

Hope you get lots of rest! I kind of take it as it comes as well...

the intrusion is pardoned for now.

'I'm a sleep deprived soul, one who has many goals - don't mess me 'round or else your parole will be sold'

work story? refresh my memory por favor.. its been awhile and i've been drunk.

hahaha dont you love it

haha alright dumbass over here.. oh.my.god.

oh its such a simple story. this party of 15 came in and was sitting at their table for about 20 minutes for a server to take care of them.
this kid josh and i where in the same room that night with the party and i just started my job there about 3 weeks prior and just assumed that josh had the party. but he assumed i did. so nobody did anything til some guy from the party asked for a server and then everything went wrong like food taking forever, drink refills not being met on time blah blah blah so my boss ended up comping the meal- a little over $200.. woops.

it turns out it was supposed to be joshes party not mine but i should have done something because i was in the same section/room. whatever. my boss then fired both of us at the end of the night then said as we where getting out shit "i am so sorry but i spoke out of anger. yadda yadda yadda do you want your jobs back" and there you go. then 2 nights ago i cost him another $150 because the food took forever coming out and i fucked up putting it in the computer and sending. again, woops.
i also get repremanded constently for being a 'smartass' and sarcastic towards customers that deserve it.
i dont see a problem with that one tho ahahhahaha

but the good news is my boss loves me and so i get many chances. well thats the way it looks now but im sure if i dont get my ass in gear its gunna be out of there.

fun stuff right

At least I got your attention! So are you up for a cafe?

You know how the Fat Albert song begins? That's a prelude to good times man...good times...

I'm glad Tuesday found you.

hey well thanks.....oh and by the way, still mourning the loss of samurai jack
but i'm liking you as my new friemd too

what does that mean? Can i call?

in some of your photos you had blue in your bangs. nice.
ok ok ill let that oreo named dog slide. just as long as some point in your life you own one. mmmhhhmmm

i really want to do this. it would be fun. im doing the set here in colorado..but i dont know where yet..maybe in my house somewhere. got any ideas?

Don't forget North Shore! I know it's garbage but Turtle is the man.

oh world domination through oreo flavors will always be number one in my life goals hahah

damn experiments. my mom claims nothing went down but i know better. oh i know.

Sarcastic? Moi? You can't be serious. I'm never sarcastic.





Never underestimate the bond between a man and his oreos.

Timing is all of the essence with poetic wordplay, it can pour forth sometimes when you least expect it or it it gets stuck up somewhere in yer cortex...