saltonsea

i'm getting these:



it shall be goooooood.....

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Anyway.
Life is funny isn't it....?
The way it kicks you in the nuts.....it's hilarious....
Just wish he'd get a better joke already....


I always get into these little ruts, in which there is so much on my mind...there is nothing to say...
It's mostly about things i would at least like to try, before i give up on. But for some reason, i am not able to.
Today was lame.



So instead, i'll waste your time with some pointless babbling;

I need to shave....
I haven't shaved in forever, and now i'm starting to look like keeanu reeves on a bad day....
Apparently though, canadian girls like the 'unshaved' look.
There is a waitress at one of my jobs, that is going around and telling everybody, that she would like to "spank my arse"....
I get nervous when she is behind me now....
And there is a bartender at my other job, that has told people she is after me...
I feel like wild boar in the serengeti. I am being stalked....
I don't want either of them. So there will probally be trouble on the congo....


Scanning things sucks balls.....

this should be in colour, but i want my daughter to look like this:



I know this has been around for ages...., i've had it on my computer for even longer....but it still cracks me up:

how did you find my village?!?!

hahahaha.....hickory-smoked horse buttholes....hahaha
hahaha....GIRLS ARE GRODY!!!.....hahaha

that makes me feel better.

well. i've had enough....i'll be back later to give you more pictures and funny stories....
and by later....i mean tomorrow...