saltonsea

I have no idea who any of these people are.....

You're probally asking why i would post up a picture of them...
Well so am i.....so am i....





I had this tall glass of delicious natural goodness today, while sitting outside in the bright luncheon sun, discussing clowns.
Yes clowns...I have a theory. shhh.....no questions....

Naturally...i enjoyed it thoroughly.
whip cream + ice cream + chocolate syrup + flavoured carbonated water =
ass-slapping goodness


I haven't been doing much writing lately...which is le suck. I wrote some shorts today at lunch...but that's about it.
It's a desperate state of affairs i tell you....a crisis almost.
Please send donations.....

I also sold my old camera, to put money towards my new camera. So i cannot take any more pictures for now.
I am in the pits creatively at the moment, my faithful readers....
In order to get out of it, i am raising money by offering you my body....for the one time low price of $19.95...
It's a sacrifice i'm willing to make...
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Other than that, i have been working mostly.
I'm so ordinary these days i could shoot myself.

My plans for the weekend fell through. So now i have gaping holes of time, with which i need to fill with activity.
But fear not!! This weekend, i have not one....but two best-friends that are having their birthday celebration.
I shall disappear into a torrent of trivial expeditions and good times, and return with stories of delight and intrigue.

Until then, my fellow appreciators of nudie pics....