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Nov 28, 2005
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So now I have two new jobs: stripper, and smoothie bitch.

Forgive me for this, since normally I try not to be an arrogant prick, but I'm writing my Master's thesis right now. What the fuck am I doing paying my rent with $20 lapdances?

When I was a kid my parents always told me to study hard so I could go to college and get a good job. This is the BIG LIE of our generation. When I got my Bachelor's the economy was so bad I had to leave the country to find a job. Now that I'm back, and applying for absolutely everything, I can't get a job related to either of my degrees because they're both highly competitive industries that are run mostly off the backs of freelancers. I can't get an office bitch job because I don't have experience. I can't even get a waitressing job because I'm overqualified. Thank you, Bush's America, for reducing me to bachelor-party fodder.

So now that my tits are my tools of the trade, go on the SG Hopefuls board and tell staff to accept my set. Maybe I can get a modeling portfolio together; DSean will be shooting a set for me this weekend, which should be fun.

Sorry for the rant. All in all my life is wonderful. But is it too much to ask to have a job I don't hate?
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danielk:
If you like modeling you should join OMP and MM. My wife Angeluca gets paying modeling gigs on a regular basis from those two websites. It's free for models to join both sites, but OMP limits you to 5 images before you have to pay if you want more.

You have a few decent pictures in your pics folders. Get them posted and start working. You're a good model. smile


Daniel
Nov 28, 2005
maxk:
If I were in Chicago, I'd be tipping you $20 on top of the $20 for a lap dance from you! love

Sorry things are so rough right now.
Nov 28, 2005

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