salome_seule

i wish that i could kick this virus, i'm so tired of being sick! i know that i fi just STAYED IN for a night, i would totally get better, but theres always some reason to go out.

like last night was my best guy friend's 21st birthday, so i kidnapped him, my friends adn i blindfolded him and drove him in circles for a half hour, and did mean things to him and dressed him up all funyy, and then finally took him to our nieghboorhodd sleazy sports bar and got him totally wasted. i've known this kid awhile, and i've never seen him this drunk. i watched him puke in the parking lot later, and laughed so much!

but because i spent my night drinking in a smoky bar, i feel sick again. damn me for not taking care of myself.

on a lighter note, my column got censored, so in response, on of my friends took the article to kinkos, and paid them to make a couple hundred pamphlets out of the column, and now they're circulating campus! mwuahaha! surprisingly, i overhear people talking about it all the time, and everyone seems to like it. so we're writing another column this weekend (based on a david foster wallace short story) and distributing monday....