salem13

man...

were to begin witht his one?!?

i've been a complete stress monkey

and totally broke

so when i had 2 club regulars/ who i thought were friends

say.."you really need a break
can we buy you dinner....."

i thought...hmmm
i've been livin' on top ramen

they seem harmless
and they're firemen
so they should be nice...

well....i arrive in Sausalito...
at a really pretty & fancy restaurant..
i mean there is a total view of the city
& it's right on the water...

i'm like wow...this is pretty...that was sweet of them..

as i get closer i see the two firemen...

they both have small boquets for me
w/ babys breath and a red rose

hmmm...
ok...that's nice too...but why am i started to feel this is kinda odd...
hmmm...

so we go into the restaurant..
it's pretty pricey..
most dishes $20-$49 range..
yikes!

i order a modest $20 dish
of lobster/ red snapper..
and a glass of cabernet sauvigon

and am like Donner Party hungry by this point
havin' not had a real meal all day

so i'm sippin' my wine..eatin' some bread

when strange conversation begins to arise..

"So..Drew and i were talkin'...
we think it would be fun to get a hotel room with you at the St. Francis hotel...
and just you know...drink and party...and you know....what kind of fantasies do you have?....what turns you on?....oh you must tell us what you really did in amsterdam...or what goes on over there...nudge nudge wink wink....did you drink absinthe there...does it make you hallucinate....have you ever done it in a restaurant...can we both sit by you?..."

FUCK!!
i think to myself...this is just goin' a bad way...
the food arrives...
i slam my glass of wine..and start shovelin' it in as fast as i can...
to get the hell out of there..

they soon both come over and sit on each side of me
one tries to rub my leg & asks if i wanna walk on the docks with them

i jump up super fast...
check please!!!
i yell out for some weird reason..

i make up an excuse
that i have monster gas/stomach ache
and that i really have to do homework
but politely thank them

good god!!!

only in san francisco...

while a firemen fantasy is prbly some girls dreams
this shit was just down right freaky for me...wtf

but no tis kinda funny no that i think about it...

gads!!!

the crazy life of nicole...