salem13

86'ld ...

oh my!

personally...i just think it's kinda funny....

as of this moment..i'm prbly literally banned from about 8 out of 11 strip clubs..
haha

i um....sorta haulked a woogie..on the general manager of the deja vu clubs ...

um...how embarassin'...

i basically show up to work at the malibu barbie club..

first of all...
they have me check out a "box"

where i guess..you can't even count your own money...
the managers do it for you...

yeah right...

i get dressed...

and the dj...that's remembers me from before...

is like..."i don't know what's goin' on...you have to get dressed...the main manager wants to talk to you downstairs..."

so i throw on my clothes...and am like...um...

it's prbly

a) i used to work there as a waitress/ bartender and they're trippin'
b)they found out i tried to unionize the girls at centerfolds like 8 yrs ago
c) they found out i won a class action suit...where i agreed to testify against them
d) i'm just too damn fat cause all the girls are on coke

so ...i head downstairs...
and the manager gives me a bs story...
"we do auditions on weds...so you have to come back..."

(even though i auditioned on tues...and got hired..)

i ask the dj...in private...wtf...
he responds...i dunno...the other mngr...girl one is new...
and i sense some weird head trip / power play goin' on...

another general manager walks in...
tells me basically..yeah...you need to "reauditon" for me...and implies that if i perhaps sleep with him i may get on the "schedule"

thus i haulk a woogie on him...

if i only had a camera..

the expression =priceless

haha...

god i'm so outta control...

so i go by the bamboo hut...
ashley & eric buy me shots of jamesons...

and i go back to the chez paree

sheesh...

i so need a career change...

fuck deja vu
but i do think it's kinda rad that i'm 86'ld...
haha

i so need to sue them again...

now i plot revenge...
mwaah...

i so think i should request a weekly column about them in the newspaper..

or just perhaps stand outside the club with a sign that simply says ..
"deja vu sucks.."
after gettin' a permit of course...

lol

bad deja vu slave