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Friday Oct 31, 2003

Oct 31, 2003
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hmmm i had three really totally awesome questions this morning and then after class and talking to my teacher and being yelled at and getting a new kick ass cell phone...i cant remember them.

sorry

ok...

lets see

1. is it a hat or an elephant being eaten by a boa constrictor?

2. what natural phenomonan (what eva)
would you like to see?

3. if you had a choice between hot and cold which would you choose? weather wise...

4. water ski or snow ski??

1. even when i was little it was a hat, but the other aspects are child like.
2. the northern lights.
3. warm!
4. water ski



has anyone ever seen the darwin awards page? its awesome!!!!

www.darwinawards.com or something

have fun this weekend keep it safe and be healthy and stuff


love ya guys
kiss
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joshof13thfloor:
Thank you. When you've been called as many bad things in your life as i have something like silly sounds sweet.

No i did not hear about that poor chap in merry old England, if i had i probably wouldn't have done nearly as much of the dumb shit that i did the other night. Wait, i'm lying, i woulda done it anyway.

Yes. Yes, i have burned bags of dog poo. Allow me to explain. You get a brown paper bag and find some dog poo to put in it, once you have accomplished this part of the prank you then find someone you dislike very strongly or just pick some schmoo at random but either way make sure the potential victim has a hiding place nearby so you can watch all the fun as it transpires. Now you get a lighter and your bag of biscuits and place them in front of the poor unlucky souls door and lite it, then you pound on their door or ring their doorbell and run like a fat man would to a free buffet and take your hiding place. If everything goes as it should you get to enjoy the sight of a usually perfectly intellegent adult stomping out the fire thats burning on a bag of dog poo. Now thats good livin'.

Now then, to answer your questions, i think i'll do them in no paticualar order and let you choose which is which.

Cold. Definitely cold. I'm a fat man and provide my own heat. I don't need that uppity bitch mother nature telling me how i should feel.

An elephant being eaten by a boa constrictor if for no other reason then that it sounds like something one might see on an episode of Monty Pythons Flying Circus.

As i have never done either i can't really say for sure but i'm gonna go with snow skiing as i tend to swim like a rock and as i mentioned before i'm kinda rotund so the snow would be cold and big boned friendly.

Salmon swimming upstream. Don't know why, just do.

Well, since it's four o'clock here and i'm so tired that my eyes are crossing i am going to bid you a fond adieu.
Peace, love, and tranquility. Practice all three of these.
Nov 1, 2003
illbillzillbub:
1.huh? an elephant of course
2.the northern lights
3.mild....(jeans, t-shirt, jacket, beanie)
4.havent tried either...um, water ski
Nov 3, 2003

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