yesterday i attended the funeral for my aunt who died young from cancer. i'd like to reflect sagely on her life and all it meant to me, but it's sachrine overall and i doubt what any of those that may read this are interested in seeing. she was a hell of a lady, i will say that, and i'll miss her.
what's become unfortunate, however, with regards to my family gatherings is that a lot of the little kids i bounced on my adolescent knee (i never had siblings, and so relatives babies were the only ones i ever got to meet and mishandle) have turned into a fine young generation of jail bait red-heads and oi, but does it kill me. i never thought i'd turn into that lecherous older cousin, but there i was drinking my beer and finding myself occasionally in dangerous proximity to behavior that could be considered inappropriate with my teenage cousins.
a bunch of lolita's, the lot of 'em. nabokov, you saucy bastard, how did you know?
what's become unfortunate, however, with regards to my family gatherings is that a lot of the little kids i bounced on my adolescent knee (i never had siblings, and so relatives babies were the only ones i ever got to meet and mishandle) have turned into a fine young generation of jail bait red-heads and oi, but does it kill me. i never thought i'd turn into that lecherous older cousin, but there i was drinking my beer and finding myself occasionally in dangerous proximity to behavior that could be considered inappropriate with my teenage cousins.
a bunch of lolita's, the lot of 'em. nabokov, you saucy bastard, how did you know?
But its rather frowned apon here, so I wouldn't go through with it.