Well, stopping in on the lovely Loretta just now, I saw that she was slightly nerdy with a 59% score, and was Mom. What on earth are you talking about, you say (or: ah, yes i saw that too, if you did).
Well I had to really. Didn't I?
Q. How cool is nerdy?
Is perfect mediocrity ever acceptable?
And...
I am Amy Wong
Woohoo! yay for me! Boy do I rock!...
It's probably about now that I should mention that I'm not a huge futuramaist. At all. Please, put down your throwing-rocks and listen! My excuse is ever valid, for you see that I am a bar-tender... Yes, I am one of those lovely people, those most holy and wonderful individuals who help you along the way to the fuzzy land of inebriation.
Like legalized dealers. But with more style.
Question: And what happens to people like me? To bar-tenders and waitresses and all my fellow entertainment industrialists? (Rhetorical)
Answer: We miss all the good stuff on telly. Which, I know and agree, is probably a good thing. But I feel like I may have missed out with futurama. Maybe. And possibly 24.
So that's why you can't stone me.
Coz I'm already there. Can't you tell?
Love, lollipops, and thanks aplenty to the question answerers.
Just don't call me git. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Grrraaahhhh!
Featuring on the left, we see a new picture of me, whilst climbing mountains (walking, rather than climbing... maybe some light scrambling - though here, technically sitting) in Poland.
Q. What's your worst fear?
And what's the worst fear you've ever (had to) overcome?
The degree related ones (answer each in eight words or less):
Q. Can 'playing' ever be productive?
Who is your most inspirational leader and why?
What is the social function of organised religion?
The normal ones:
Q. What and where is your favourite bar?
Banana bread/cake versus carrot cake?
Eyes or lips?
Connection or connexion?
Centre or Center?
Q. Are you one of many or truly an individual?
Name three people who love you.
Name two people who piss you off.
Name three people you really love.
Now go and get hold of the loveliest tune in the world:
"Dance me to the end of love" by Madeleine Peyroux
Countered with:
"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life" by the Skatalites
(which suggests that "to be happy for the rest of your life / never make a pretty woman your wife"...
So long all. Hope your weekends are perfect, for tomorrow I must work. Anyone in Camden, and you fancy chilling in a bar,
feel free to come and say hi.
"Say man!"
"Hey baby!"
"I saw your wife the other day."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, and she's uglyyyyyyy!"
"Yeah she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby."
Well I had to really. Didn't I?
Q. How cool is nerdy?
Is perfect mediocrity ever acceptable?
And...
I am Amy Wong
Woohoo! yay for me! Boy do I rock!...
It's probably about now that I should mention that I'm not a huge futuramaist. At all. Please, put down your throwing-rocks and listen! My excuse is ever valid, for you see that I am a bar-tender... Yes, I am one of those lovely people, those most holy and wonderful individuals who help you along the way to the fuzzy land of inebriation.
Like legalized dealers. But with more style.
Question: And what happens to people like me? To bar-tenders and waitresses and all my fellow entertainment industrialists? (Rhetorical)
Answer: We miss all the good stuff on telly. Which, I know and agree, is probably a good thing. But I feel like I may have missed out with futurama. Maybe. And possibly 24.
So that's why you can't stone me.
Coz I'm already there. Can't you tell?
Love, lollipops, and thanks aplenty to the question answerers.
Just don't call me git. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Grrraaahhhh!
Featuring on the left, we see a new picture of me, whilst climbing mountains (walking, rather than climbing... maybe some light scrambling - though here, technically sitting) in Poland.
Q. What's your worst fear?
And what's the worst fear you've ever (had to) overcome?
The degree related ones (answer each in eight words or less):
Q. Can 'playing' ever be productive?
Who is your most inspirational leader and why?
What is the social function of organised religion?
The normal ones:
Q. What and where is your favourite bar?
Banana bread/cake versus carrot cake?
Eyes or lips?
Connection or connexion?
Centre or Center?
Q. Are you one of many or truly an individual?
Name three people who love you.
Name two people who piss you off.
Name three people you really love.
Now go and get hold of the loveliest tune in the world:
"Dance me to the end of love" by Madeleine Peyroux
Countered with:
"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life" by the Skatalites
(which suggests that "to be happy for the rest of your life / never make a pretty woman your wife"...
So long all. Hope your weekends are perfect, for tomorrow I must work. Anyone in Camden, and you fancy chilling in a bar,
feel free to come and say hi.
"Say man!"
"Hey baby!"
"I saw your wife the other day."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, and she's uglyyyyyyy!"
"Yeah she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby."
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And what's the worst fear you've ever (had to) overcome? being lonely
The degree related ones (answer each in eight words or less):
Q. Can 'playing' ever be productive? of course
Who is your most inspirational leader and why? not sure
What is the social function of organised religion? to provide hope
The normal ones:
Q. What and where is your favourite bar? Anodyne - upstairs, hard-to-find, pool hall
Banana bread/cake versus carrot cake? banana bread, hands down
Eyes or lips? eyes *swoon*
Connection or connexion? connection
Centre or Center? center
Q. Are you one of many or truly an individual? an amalgam of the two
Name three people who love you. My parents, my friend Aja, my siblings.
Name two people who piss you off. This German woman I work with, and attention whores in general.
Name three people you really love. My parents, Aja, and a lot of people who have no idea...
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I'm sure my drunkard friend anaphalaxis knows the place well, so I shall suggest it to him next time I'm there. How early do you suggest is early enough to get a decent sofa?
Smooches
Michelle xx