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sailorbilly

Upstate NY

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Sunday Jun 05, 2005

Jun 5, 2005
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I have proof that the world is out to get me!

My parents and I went for a hike at Muir woods today and when we got to the top of the trail we were on it happened to be by near a road. As I turned back to see the beautiful view of the ocean...WHAP! A pear hits me in the back. Hard. Some idiot threw a whole uneaten pear out his car window and hit me in the back. What the fuck??? Thankfully it didn't hit my poor Mom who was standing right next to me or I would have had to chase them down.

Then once they realized they hit me (it was some youths in a red jeep) they waved at me as if to apologize for cutting me off or something.

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naiad_:
Will I see you at Club Deluxe on Thursday?
Jun 13, 2005
bombshellbetty:
shocked

Sorry dude. What can I say? I'm bad. I felt crappy this weekend and didn't end up going out at all. So what are you up to this week? Still hanging with the folks?
Jun 14, 2005

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