sailorbilly

I love my gay brothers and sisters, but I'm sick of people assuming that I'm gay. That's why I took this day to do the most manly thing I could think of...

...I fixed the toilet and then I had a beer.

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bombshellbetty:

I can't find your number. Do you know of anyone who could edit a video for me real fast? Basically, I just need my acts taken from the VHS and put into a digital format. Do-able?

*crosses fingers*

Jul 1, 2005

kittymalarchy:

now the need for a boyfriend for conveniant sex I can support, the existence of said person is not factual....

Jul 1, 2005

Friday: A summary...

2 Movies (Friday and Next Friday)

24 0z malt liquor (OE)

8 Buffalo wings

4 Slices of Pizza

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kittymalarchy:

nice ghetto friday...I went to your favorite place!!!

Jun 25, 2005

kittymalarchy:

ah that was said with a hint of sarcasm- I was at the Rickshaw on Friday!

Jun 26, 2005

I slept for 13 hours last night and I'm still tired. WTF!!!

juliette:

i smell mono!

Jun 24, 2005

London Baby!

That's right, I'm going to London for my Birthday this year for 12 holl days, 3 of which will be spent in Paris!

I'm very excited since I've never been.

And since I've never been, everyone needs to tell me all their tips and secrets, okay?

Go!

stitchy:

i think what you wrote in dusty's journal is really insensitive.

p.s. london is expensive but the boys have manners and paris is beautiful and spectaular.

Jun 18, 2005

evalution:

Think you should visit Amsterdam too!

Jul 8, 2005

So besides the pear incident, the visit with my parents was great! It was so nice to finally hang out with them in my environment. We had really good talks too, which was great. Helped me sort out some stuff from childhood, partially because we were able to finally speak as peers.

On the whole, I'm feeling much more at peace with the world...

bombshellbetty:

It's amazing what happens when you and your parents realize that they're just humans. Just humans who fucked up your mind and your life and your chances for success and made it so you HAD to become a hoochie dancer... I mean, I'm glad you had a good time.

Jun 15, 2005

I have proof that the world is out to get me!

My parents and I went for a hike at Muir woods today and when we got to the top of the trail we were on it happened to be by near a road. As I turned back to see the beautiful view of the ocean...WHAP! A pear hits me in the back. Hard. Some...
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naiad_:

Will I see you at Club Deluxe on Thursday?

Jun 13, 2005

bombshellbetty:

Sorry dude. What can I say? I'm bad. I felt crappy this weekend and didn't end up going out at all. So what are you up to this week? Still hanging with the folks?

Jun 14, 2005

This one goes out to Kitty M...

Yesterday I masturbated 18 times. I bruised my wrist, broke my collar bone, ruptured my splean, got mad cow disease and had an immaculate conception.

Maybe I should cut down.

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koleeta:

yeah, I'm pretty sure it's just that one night.

Jun 2, 2005

naiad_:

Hey! Fancy meeting you here!

Jun 3, 2005

Be Bomshell!

sailorbilly:

Bombshell on Broadway...

May 30, 2005

Fun night at PopRocks/Bootie. I decided to go incognito, so I slicked down my hair with blue and red hair gel. Then I added some make-up, mascara/lipstick/powder and some glitter around my eyes. I looked like a punk version of Crispin Glover.

I did lots of dancing (includeing a muppets match up at the end with just me and Miss Linda on the dance floor)...
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bombshellbetty:

Have I told you yet that you are a creep?

May 30, 2005

papawheelie:

#1: Glitter is gay.
#2: Crispin Glover is gay.
#3: What does alcohol have to do with holding tits?
#4: Hi Erica!

May 30, 2005

Last night I dreamt that there was something called White Castle soda, that came in a bottle with the White Castle logo on it. Maybe I should cut down...