You know you have had a fucked up night when you come home and there are claw marks all over your neck from the stripper who just gave you the most ridiculous lap dance you have ever had to the point you almost melted off your chair. And your insides are a perfect storm of everything, toxic, intoxicating and bad. You know dam well you will feel like death tomorrow.........Moral of the story....very bad things happen when friends from out of town come in that you only see like once a year....lol


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greaser:
Do you have to pay extra to be mauled?
saillesong:
not if your female apparently...lol