saidgirl

CONVERSATION WITH MY BELLY (BRADEN)

CARLY: Braden what are you doing in there?
BRADEN: Mom.... what do you think I am doing... coping with the little amount of space you are giving me.
CARLY: Baby..... My lil BL don't fret your almost done baking in there and will be here soooooo soon.
BRADEN: Mom will you put in the Social Distortion cd again... I like it when you play that.
CARLY: Will you get your foot out of my rib cage?
BRADEN: NO.
CARLY: No Social Distortion then.....
BRADEN: TAKE THAT!!!!!!!
CARLY: OWE.... I think you just broke a rib.....
BRADEN: put it in please so I can head bang on your bladder.... I need to wind down.
CARLY:fine.....
BRADEN: ohh ohh ohh play Ball and Chain.
CARLY: are you getting at something?
BRADEN:Maybe
CARLY:I LOVE YOU BL
BRADEN:I LOVE YOU MOMMY!