saidgirl

Love, the kind you clean up clean up with a mop and bucket, like the lost catacombs of egypt only god knows where we stuck it, hieroglyphics? let me be pacific i wanna be down in your south seas but i got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory, so if i capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battle ship, please turn me on im mr coffee with an automatic drip, so show me yours ill show you mine tool time youll lovett just like lyle, and then well do it doggy style so we can both watch xfiles

I read it two or three times and it only made me feel sad and sorry for you because the picture I got from all of this was force to do something you dont want.....

I hope it works out the best for you, hugs and good luck my friend.

Dont thank me pleasure is on my side....
It was a long time ago I heard anyone saying to me that I was pretty...Oh fuck I think it was 3 years ago before I got my first piercing and tattoo...After that all I hear is how ugly and stupid I look...This sucks.....World sucks.....Conservative people sucks....

How in the fuck do you steal a frig and stove? That must have been a collaborative crack head effort, because I cant imagine just one single crack head moving appliances all by themselves. How do your neighbors not notice that kind of shit?

No clear liquers for me but I do drink lots and lots of bourbon.

I like your hair spiked up like that in the mohawk, it looks coool. Did not even think about your hair doing that when you got it cut, hehe. Stylish up and combed to the side. Now, i just got to get mine fixed, gah!!!

Shibby

hey, hows it going??? Whats up.... no more love I guess

Haha you shoulda gone for the Chelsea Hawk! Oh well, next time....
I'm alright, busy and tired and have totally neglected this site for the past while... I suck. And love suck and people suck and ya..... whatever.

i dont have a daddy.
father yeah. sure. i think.

Hallucinogenic cottage cheese...
Whip It! Whip it GOOD!

ahh hehe cool
<3
hey can you let me in on those shennanigans sometime?
i cant imagine canned air though
why?
ill settle for O2 tho

Nothing gets you over the last one like the next one. Sorry your feeling shitty right now.

i will watch napoleon dynamite with you. answer: ricki

Don't mind me, I'll just watch...:/ )

I know how it feels to love someone who has hurt you, I'm the same with my last ex, no matter how much she hurt me, cant hate her, even though I tried.

Can't believe you were thinking about me, thats so random

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from what I hear she can be pretty good at Stalking, so watch out for late night breathing on phone calls, hehe. wonder if she makes odd things out of popsicles, nailpolish and random other things to send the stalkee. I would not mind a stalker that was hawt, awesome and not smelly and female, lol, i have one right now that is just more annoying than anything, 50 calls in one day is obnoxious, lol.

lol you are welcome

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible, doctor, terrible."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

Hope you feel better.