PS. I forgot that I am a SWASHBUCKLER!! and I hear that it wont mix with someones NINJA STYLE...
Back from TO Prom.. good time..
bad band..
canadian accents,
"Crasians"...
bad greek diner..
where the fire alarm goes off, randomly. I guess it "happens all the time"!?
BROKEN Hotel beds!!
Lagmy went in for the kung fu stylee and saved my sis from the big...
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Back from TO Prom.. good time..
bad band..
canadian accents,
"Crasians"...
bad greek diner..
where the fire alarm goes off, randomly. I guess it "happens all the time"!?
BROKEN Hotel beds!!
Lagmy went in for the kung fu stylee and saved my sis from the big...
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TORONTO!!!! 
Look out!! Prom!!!
Look out!! Prom!!!
dyme:
fuck if i knew your seksi ass was going ot be there i would of tried to make it down even harder...i'm just broke ass right now have a wikkid time hunnie
xooxoxox
xooxoxox
Went pantie shopping..
Found one ultra cute pair.
Check out
Cash or Credit? ---> Credit..
(this is where they ask for your phone #)
Cashier man, turns to the crowded line of people and says....
"Well we already know her # don't we?
?
1- 800- ADORABLE!!!!
Man puts my cute little panties in the bag, and wishes me a swell day.. * I...
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Found one ultra cute pair.
Check out
Cash or Credit? ---> Credit..
(this is where they ask for your phone #)
Cashier man, turns to the crowded line of people and says....
"Well we already know her # don't we?
?
1- 800- ADORABLE!!!!
Man puts my cute little panties in the bag, and wishes me a swell day.. * I...
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speedphreak:
Ha! What up sista girl? I found a way onto the internet while I am over here! I am so ready for prom. I cruised to Toronto for the day today to check things out. I went by the venue, looks like it will be pretty cool. I got singled out at the border coming into Canada. I had to go through immigrations! Never had to do that before. It didn't take long though, he just looked at my passport and then we shot the shit for about 10-15 minutes. I think the border guards are just all bored and trying to justify their paychecks.
Now, what's this about you blowing goats....?
Now, what's this about you blowing goats....?
fantasticaaron:
as an 'Oh, By the way' comment, you do fucking rock...just so you know....
Ok second entry of the day b/c this is too funny!
Clearly there seems to be a picture of a "Bunny with a Pancake on its head"
in 501blues journal!!!
You gotta love being drunk and having a slight black out!
THANKS 501Blue you are the funniest! Toronto Prom will be awesome!
Yep we are all rooming this weekend for the SGTO PROM me,...
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Clearly there seems to be a picture of a "Bunny with a Pancake on its head"
in 501blues journal!!!
You gotta love being drunk and having a slight black out!
THANKS 501Blue you are the funniest! Toronto Prom will be awesome!
Yep we are all rooming this weekend for the SGTO PROM me,...
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midknight:
its good to know i'm nt the only one that blacks out
_argos_:
woohoo! i've never been to a prom - not even in high school. maybe i will go to one around here........ i think i will go to burlesque night at john henry's this sunday.... who knows?
have fun..........
have fun..........
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501blue:
w00t.
midknight:
RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!!
I CRIED MY WAY OUT OF GETTING FIRED!
- hahhhhhahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhhahhhhh
My last evenings dunkeness with my neighbor caused me to not wake up for work.. and i was already on my 3rd strike! So I put on my... baby face... and squirted them tears like never b4
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I still have a job and a hangover!
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ebinezer:
Bravo sweetheart . Love yer ass too , big butts speak to me , yours tells me to do very bad things . Glad to know the paint job in your office wont go to waste , they prolly let you keep the job so no-one has to paint it . I would say if you had any accounting experience to try to get a job at my work , our accountant is in her late 70's now , well , later alligator 
midknight:
thats awesome
](edited) THIS WAS LAST NIGHT!!!!! and now today sucks... HUNG THE FUCK OVER!!!!!!!
I'm DUUUNK !!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I WANNA GO FISHING..
My neighbor syopped by with an insane bottle of RUUUM.
"She could tell right away that I was bad to the bone....
I broke a thousand hearts..Before I met you,
Ill break a thousand more baby.. before I am through..
I wann be yours...
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I'm DUUUNK !!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I WANNA GO FISHING..
My neighbor syopped by with an insane bottle of RUUUM.
"She could tell right away that I was bad to the bone....
I broke a thousand hearts..Before I met you,
Ill break a thousand more baby.. before I am through..
I wann be yours...
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fantasticaaron:
Oh, and as far as Thorogood, I was always a fan of "I Drink Alone"
" 'Cause when I drink alone, I perfer to be by myself"
" 'Cause when I drink alone, I perfer to be by myself"
saida:
NOW IM HUNG OVER and it sucks cow balls! WAIT.. cows dont have balls! Bulls have balls! Or rocky Mountain Oysters!! 
I hate life and everything involved in it today.. so dont be a part of it... k
I hate life and everything involved in it today.. so dont be a part of it... k
Yesterdays Mothers Day turned out for the better!
- I was surprised.. but hey.. its an awesome thing.. I hope you all made one special for somebody..
Some pics from Fri... in Adventure folder.. Mom day pics 2morrow...
I stepped on a slug and killed it with my big toe.. barefott last night
LOL
PS>>> I STOLE THE MAYORS SPOT!!!! CUZ I DONT REALLY GIVE...
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- I was surprised.. but hey.. its an awesome thing.. I hope you all made one special for somebody..
Some pics from Fri... in Adventure folder.. Mom day pics 2morrow...
I stepped on a slug and killed it with my big toe.. barefott last night
LOL
PS>>> I STOLE THE MAYORS SPOT!!!! CUZ I DONT REALLY GIVE...
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speedphreak:
Is the Hokey Pokey REALLY what it's all about?
throatneedle:
you go mommy! adorable kid! hope you had a good one yesterday
Friday-
Went to Spy to see Gregory Paul/ Autum Diver play, Mr.Ebinezer came through and we drank some PBR and Jaeger.. NICE..
Followed bug Bug Jar.. got a little insae as usual with the boys.
Then it was -
DANZIG and Dacing on the Table with Chopper.
Punching Turtle in the face! (alot)
Wrestling with Prock!
Fighting hard as fuck = LUMP ON HEAD,...
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Went to Spy to see Gregory Paul/ Autum Diver play, Mr.Ebinezer came through and we drank some PBR and Jaeger.. NICE..
Followed bug Bug Jar.. got a little insae as usual with the boys.
Then it was -
DANZIG and Dacing on the Table with Chopper.
Punching Turtle in the face! (alot)
Wrestling with Prock!
Fighting hard as fuck = LUMP ON HEAD,...
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midknight:
eww thats gross
did it make a nasty sound?
btw my journal sounded kinda evil so, i elaborated
did it make a nasty sound?
btw my journal sounded kinda evil so, i elaborated
fantasticaaron:
Are you asking what an anagram is?
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rumrunner:
you foxy bitch
speedphreak:
Ha! I'm sooooo drunk!
P.S. your pretty nice yourself too...