So more bike riding with C-Bug..
More drinking with C-Bug..
More street maddness with C-Bug..
C-Bug has a fucking mouth like you wouldnt believe, but Im her muscle.. it rules
Another Saida Event.. after 32644 beers 89 shots and 2 miles into the journey..
-Car pulls up next to us, its my friend
-We put on the brakes to chat for uno moment while leaning in the window
-Lots of stank ass hoes walking around wasted
A random VOICE FROM BEHIND says "Like (insert ditsy inflection) god if you needed money ladies I would fucking give it to you"
Cbug- Bitch do we look like beggin ass fucking bums to you!!???... WHat the fuck did you just say to us bitch!!?"
nameless hoe- "Im just sayin you dont need to stop cars and shit" (now insert wanna be homie style neck jerk.. 'saida is cracking up')
Cbug- "BITCH I WILL TAKE THIS BIKE AND RIDE IT.. RIGHT.. UP.. YOUR.. FAT.. WHORE.. ASS!!!!! And Im SURE it will fit!!"
SO.. now I am laughing histaricly because this girl has NO idea what she just got herself into!!! I said nothing and stood there and laughed while Cbug did her work.. but now its time for the me to muscle this bitch for opening her mouth..
a little chase by good ole me and the Cbug.. girl runs with her friend into a bar.. WE LAUGH UNTILL WE PRACTICALLY FALL OFF OUR BIKES!!
WHO RUNS AWAY??????.. WHO!!?? hahahahahahahaha
so funny..
and another addition to what I have to say after these kind of events... I hate gino ass mother fuckers... I REALLY DO..
rule#1 DO NOT EVER POP YOUR COLLAR its gay
rule #2 DONT EVER TRY TO RUB YOUR JUNK ON MY ASS WHILE IM DANCING I will embarrass the piss out of you in front of everyone..
(OH GOD ANOTHER STORY)really quick
Cbug dancing on pole in club
Saida decides that "Dont you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me" was the perfect tune to show all of these retarded jock straps what a freak can do to her frind on a pole
Short italian gino with too much gell tries to rub his little weiner on my ass
SAIDA MUSHES HIM SO SMOOTH AND HARD THAT THE LITTLE FUCK ALMOST FELL OVER... his boys laugh.. he tries to start shit weith me.. Cbug breaks us up.. cuz I was about to go to jail for beating up mini me
(end story)
meh fuck it END journal.. Im going to a game on the bikes.. Mmmm bluberry beer!
More drinking with C-Bug..
More street maddness with C-Bug..
C-Bug has a fucking mouth like you wouldnt believe, but Im her muscle.. it rules
Another Saida Event.. after 32644 beers 89 shots and 2 miles into the journey..
-Car pulls up next to us, its my friend
-We put on the brakes to chat for uno moment while leaning in the window
-Lots of stank ass hoes walking around wasted
A random VOICE FROM BEHIND says "Like (insert ditsy inflection) god if you needed money ladies I would fucking give it to you"
Cbug- Bitch do we look like beggin ass fucking bums to you!!???... WHat the fuck did you just say to us bitch!!?"
nameless hoe- "Im just sayin you dont need to stop cars and shit" (now insert wanna be homie style neck jerk.. 'saida is cracking up')
Cbug- "BITCH I WILL TAKE THIS BIKE AND RIDE IT.. RIGHT.. UP.. YOUR.. FAT.. WHORE.. ASS!!!!! And Im SURE it will fit!!"
SO.. now I am laughing histaricly because this girl has NO idea what she just got herself into!!! I said nothing and stood there and laughed while Cbug did her work.. but now its time for the me to muscle this bitch for opening her mouth..
a little chase by good ole me and the Cbug.. girl runs with her friend into a bar.. WE LAUGH UNTILL WE PRACTICALLY FALL OFF OUR BIKES!!
WHO RUNS AWAY??????.. WHO!!?? hahahahahahahaha
so funny..
and another addition to what I have to say after these kind of events... I hate gino ass mother fuckers... I REALLY DO..
rule#1 DO NOT EVER POP YOUR COLLAR its gay
rule #2 DONT EVER TRY TO RUB YOUR JUNK ON MY ASS WHILE IM DANCING I will embarrass the piss out of you in front of everyone..
(OH GOD ANOTHER STORY)really quick
Cbug dancing on pole in club
Saida decides that "Dont you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me" was the perfect tune to show all of these retarded jock straps what a freak can do to her frind on a pole
Short italian gino with too much gell tries to rub his little weiner on my ass
SAIDA MUSHES HIM SO SMOOTH AND HARD THAT THE LITTLE FUCK ALMOST FELL OVER... his boys laugh.. he tries to start shit weith me.. Cbug breaks us up.. cuz I was about to go to jail for beating up mini me
(end story)
meh fuck it END journal.. Im going to a game on the bikes.. Mmmm bluberry beer!
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vivacheektavegas:
my italian doesn't have a little weiner (this is from voz)
sillyzebra:
ohhhh sooooooo now that ur alll in luuuuuuuuuuuuv .. you cant update ..... ppppppppppppppppppppppppffffffffffffffffttttttttt... wus ... 