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And now....... Im hung over and I lost my fone. I mean phone. SEE I TOLD YOU

I didnt make out with my ex boyfriend nor ouch him in yummy ways. *applause for me*

I made some money behind the bar last night... and Im broke this morning.. uhhhh that is what you call DRUNK!

When my shift was over.. I believe I went to my car and put on my PJs and slipper.. then proceeded (is that spelled right?)to get wasted. In public (pube lick)! hahahahahahahahahahah


I WANT A PORKER WITH MUSTARD< ONIONS< HOT SAUCE< and PICKLES... (a porker is a white hot.. hot dog that is...)

And anyone who has a "quam" with the hottest of dogs can lick nuts cuz they taste good! MWAH.. SMOOCHES!
Eliee You rule the school.. does your head hurt as much as mine today.. we know how to party huh?


Dear BEER,
... you make my head queer.

AMEN.