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Monday Aug 09, 2004

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shit. so its back to school time....i've got a few days left, buts its comin nonetheless. how about you guys? headin' back to school? do ya do anything special every year headin' back to school that helps ya get ready? i suppose i could use some tips....

so here's a joke. pretty funny. i suppose it goes with the kinda unusual sister set today. yeah i think they're hot, but they're still sisters....

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives only a street away and her name is Susan Hoffman." After dinner, George's dad took him aside and said, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, and she's a wonderful wife and mother, but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I fooled around with other women a lot. Susan Hoffman is actually your half sister, so I'm afraid you can't marry her." George was brokenhearted. After eight months, he started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news: "Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." "Hah," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "Don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father!"
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alicetrip:
thankgod someone else said something about the twins set
Aug 9, 2004
greyandblack:
That one was pretty funny......while reading it I thinking something like that. smile biggrin

Going back to school a little exciting....to get ready I skim through all my books so I won't be suprised by anything during the semester and I tend to go over the syllabus...like a mad man....sometime to the point where I know my homework for the first 2 or 3 weeks. Your uber hot so u can get away with just giving the professor baby talk and saying u tried hard and you should get a good grade. biggrin ....JK work hard and have fun this semester.

Take Care. biggrin smile
Aug 10, 2004

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