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Thursday Jul 29, 2004

Jul 29, 2004
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guess its time for an update. or just a new joke. hmm...let's seee....

A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and no one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up and throws it across the street into a field. Ten years goes by, and one day he hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up and no one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees the little snail sitting on the doormat. The snail says, "What the fuck was that all about?"


hehe. a classic. can you imagine this cute little snail bein' all pissed off? i like it cuz it gives u a visual. hehe anyway, i hope all is well with you all. not too much goin on. peace.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
greyandblack:
The Joke girl you are biggrin
all is well with me I hope the same for u smile

wink
Jul 30, 2004
dookiejones:
.....ba dum ching.....

I just keep coming back for the jokes.....
Jul 30, 2004

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