you guys are so gonna laugh at me. so uh....so much for not doing amateur night. ok, originally i was gonna do dare-as-you-bare contest, but like i said, found out it was way less money than i thought. but then they have amateur night. the only diff. is you have to be in stripper gear. so we went to "watch" amateur night last night and see how it was done. i had a few friends meet me there and some came with, and pretty much all started pressuring me to do amateur night. the only thing that stopped me was the approval of somebody extremely special. so i went to do it. and then i changed my mind. then went and signed up, then changed my mind. then went and borrowed stripper gear from this "other amateur" (she was totally a dancer from another club. how sneaky is that?) so anyway, i changed in this outfit, then changed back out cuz the chick couldn't decide which of her dresses she wanted to wear. so then i changed my mind again, went back in the audience. my best friend goes "you totally want to do this. you still have enough time." so i ran backstage where they're supposed to be meeting and as i walk backthere, they're calling my name. my stage name. Mary Jane. Heh.
so anyway, i said i wouldn't be able to perform, didn't have a dress, and the dancer chick tells me to run back up to dressing room and put the dress on. so i do it. and the whole dancing went by in a blur, so all i pretty much remember is my foot sliding a few times, getting offbeat with the music, and not really knowing what the hell i was doing. but when i came back out, alll kinds of fucking people screamed for me. maybe it was cuz they felt pity cuz i seemed to fuck up a lot. maybe it was cuz my name was Mary Jane. but maybe they totally thought i was hot.
so uh, they called 3rd place. didn't make it. called 2nd place. didn't make it. I TOTALLY WON FUCKING FIRST PRIZE! $600 AND I'M GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO! HELLLLLL YES! so back to the empty house and watched friends played pool and pretty much just floated on a cloud the rest of the night. damn straight. just had to share. love ya guys
so anyway, i said i wouldn't be able to perform, didn't have a dress, and the dancer chick tells me to run back up to dressing room and put the dress on. so i do it. and the whole dancing went by in a blur, so all i pretty much remember is my foot sliding a few times, getting offbeat with the music, and not really knowing what the hell i was doing. but when i came back out, alll kinds of fucking people screamed for me. maybe it was cuz they felt pity cuz i seemed to fuck up a lot. maybe it was cuz my name was Mary Jane. but maybe they totally thought i was hot.
so uh, they called 3rd place. didn't make it. called 2nd place. didn't make it. I TOTALLY WON FUCKING FIRST PRIZE! $600 AND I'M GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO! HELLLLLL YES! so back to the empty house and watched friends played pool and pretty much just floated on a cloud the rest of the night. damn straight. just had to share. love ya guys
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new prodigy track, heard it on BBC today...very nice.
congrats on #1 stripperage.