I stole my mates vibrator... he don't use it anyway.
Every now and then a rare night happens where you are surrounded by fantastic people in a fantastic place. I was really upset that I was let down by a guy I had been seeing because he got too wasted to let me know that the night was off, I wondered where to go and what to do.
After moping around, I went down my local, and after ended up at a seriously crazy house party. My friends and I covered each other in blue perminent marker! You can see them on my *pics*. Me and my mates we grinding our genitals on the faces of those who has fallen into the 'I'm too fucked' slumber land when my mate bought out a vibrating rubber cock. I hadn't had sex in a while and thought "it would be a good time steel it" so when he wasn't looking I slipped it in to my bag (he had intentions of using it on other girls- but he never gets laid).
Later that night (morning, about 4:30am) when the carnage had died down, I said good bye and began the run back home. I smiled all the way down stairs, I bared teeth when walking out the door, I giggled my way out of the gate, I laughed my way all through the town. I was fucked, and clutching a rubber vibrating cock with my eyebrows coloured blue (and badly). I was a sniggering wreck. I got home, I laughed some more and held the silly simulated penis in my hand, I noticed it was a bit scummy and sterillised it.
It didn't have batteries in it. Luckily I found the last two that fit just right! Perfect. It was a tight fit but something had to do it and Henry the Hoover was to noisy, especially when you're staying with your parents!! So I gave Henry a turn the next day. *read henry the hoover blog to understand*.
It was the best mung-buttering that I'd had in a long time. I recieved a text saying "You stole my cock!" I replied with "Baa ha ha ha, yes I did, and I'm going to shove it up my arse, but I can 't find the right batteries!!". So he doesn't think I've used it!
Shall I tell him? I will give it back?
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Every now and then a rare night happens where you are surrounded by fantastic people in a fantastic place. I was really upset that I was let down by a guy I had been seeing because he got too wasted to let me know that the night was off, I wondered where to go and what to do.
After moping around, I went down my local, and after ended up at a seriously crazy house party. My friends and I covered each other in blue perminent marker! You can see them on my *pics*. Me and my mates we grinding our genitals on the faces of those who has fallen into the 'I'm too fucked' slumber land when my mate bought out a vibrating rubber cock. I hadn't had sex in a while and thought "it would be a good time steel it" so when he wasn't looking I slipped it in to my bag (he had intentions of using it on other girls- but he never gets laid).
Later that night (morning, about 4:30am) when the carnage had died down, I said good bye and began the run back home. I smiled all the way down stairs, I bared teeth when walking out the door, I giggled my way out of the gate, I laughed my way all through the town. I was fucked, and clutching a rubber vibrating cock with my eyebrows coloured blue (and badly). I was a sniggering wreck. I got home, I laughed some more and held the silly simulated penis in my hand, I noticed it was a bit scummy and sterillised it.
It didn't have batteries in it. Luckily I found the last two that fit just right! Perfect. It was a tight fit but something had to do it and Henry the Hoover was to noisy, especially when you're staying with your parents!! So I gave Henry a turn the next day. *read henry the hoover blog to understand*.
It was the best mung-buttering that I'd had in a long time. I recieved a text saying "You stole my cock!" I replied with "Baa ha ha ha, yes I did, and I'm going to shove it up my arse, but I can 't find the right batteries!!". So he doesn't think I've used it!
Shall I tell him? I will give it back?
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