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Tuesday Dec 18, 2007

Dec 18, 2007
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I am a sexual explorer... I love nothing more than to wonder round my house (or anyones house of that matter) and finding objects that I might get a thrill out of. First it was the electric toothbrush, I still have never ending happiness with the best and cheapest vibrator ever!! I have a Harry Potter one at the moment. I had other toys like candles (which were great for molding), marigolds, washing machine, latex gloves, cling film but then I came across the most almighty sex toy ever, probably looked upon more by men... Yes it was the hoover!

One of my more bolder choices. I have never used it internally just in case it sucked my ovaries out. but the trick is to leave a little gap for the hoover to suck in the air, so that it makes an intense vibrating sensation. I had a bit of an accident with one round my boyfriends house. It was a very old one, and had a jagged metal nossle, when I climaxed I pulled it off the bean and saw some blood. I thought "oh, that's not right!". I was enjoying myself that much that I had cut myself (girls use the plastic nossles).

Don't worry it's all healed up now. When the boyfriend came home he enquired as to why the hoover was out, I told him I'd accidently dropped some food on the carpet. He wondered why we didn't have sex that night...

I have a great sex life, with a boyfriend or an inanimate objects.

Anyone else got any stories?

xx
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
ashphace:
Hey saff smile thanks for adding me, hows things with you? xo
Jan 14, 2008
ashphace:
haha tongue ive had more of my tat dne ill put some pic up in a bit! biggrin wish this cold would go away xxx
Jan 18, 2008

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