OH
MY
GOODNESS!!!
I forgot to share with you a hilarious story. So I went out with my friends to a country western bar a week ago or so. And it's funny how it always drives people crazy that I don't really drink a lot. They think that because you get free beer with your cover charge that you need to drink it even if you don't like it or aren't a drinker. Soooo some of the guys in our group were buying me a couple of drinks. I think they bought me 3 shots and one drink over the course of like 5 hours. One of the guys took me to the bar (after me trying to convince him that he didn't need to spend money on me) and asked me what I usually get so I said "well I normally just tell the bartender to surprise me" So we go up to the bar and he says "surprise her". The bartender asked if I liked fruity or sour so I chose fruity. Now in cup she mixes 4 different types of vodka...3/4 of the way in the glass and some juices, sour mix, sprite and grenadine. I asked her the name of he drink and she said "Effin juice"
So we got back to our friends and I let the girls try it and they both loved it. They asked me what it was and I said "Fuckin juice." And they said 'what?" So I said "well the girl said effin juice but I think she was just being polite." Let me tell you it was amazing stuff. I didn't even taste the liquor. But boy did I feel it right away!!! So since the guys wouldn't let me buy them a drink because the beer was free I took my friend up and bought her one.
Like an hour or two later, after a couple of my friends rode the mechanical bull my friend goes up to the bar and the conversation happened. (N is my friend and Bartender is the bartender)
Bartender-"What can I get you?"
N-"Yeah, I'd like two Fuckin Juices"
Bartender-"I'm sorry?"
N-"Fuckin juice"
Bartender-"What's in Fuckin juice?"
N-"I don't know, the girl over the made it for us"
Bartender-(starts cracking up!!!) "No, no, you mean Effin juice! The guy that created it here, his last name is Effin"
N-"Oh, I thought the girl over there was just being polite!"
Lots of laughter.
So we'll be returning and getting more Effin juice on Friday!!!
MY
GOODNESS!!!
I forgot to share with you a hilarious story. So I went out with my friends to a country western bar a week ago or so. And it's funny how it always drives people crazy that I don't really drink a lot. They think that because you get free beer with your cover charge that you need to drink it even if you don't like it or aren't a drinker. Soooo some of the guys in our group were buying me a couple of drinks. I think they bought me 3 shots and one drink over the course of like 5 hours. One of the guys took me to the bar (after me trying to convince him that he didn't need to spend money on me) and asked me what I usually get so I said "well I normally just tell the bartender to surprise me" So we go up to the bar and he says "surprise her". The bartender asked if I liked fruity or sour so I chose fruity. Now in cup she mixes 4 different types of vodka...3/4 of the way in the glass and some juices, sour mix, sprite and grenadine. I asked her the name of he drink and she said "Effin juice"
So we got back to our friends and I let the girls try it and they both loved it. They asked me what it was and I said "Fuckin juice." And they said 'what?" So I said "well the girl said effin juice but I think she was just being polite." Let me tell you it was amazing stuff. I didn't even taste the liquor. But boy did I feel it right away!!! So since the guys wouldn't let me buy them a drink because the beer was free I took my friend up and bought her one.
Like an hour or two later, after a couple of my friends rode the mechanical bull my friend goes up to the bar and the conversation happened. (N is my friend and Bartender is the bartender)
Bartender-"What can I get you?"
N-"Yeah, I'd like two Fuckin Juices"
Bartender-"I'm sorry?"
N-"Fuckin juice"
Bartender-"What's in Fuckin juice?"
N-"I don't know, the girl over the made it for us"
Bartender-(starts cracking up!!!) "No, no, you mean Effin juice! The guy that created it here, his last name is Effin"
N-"Oh, I thought the girl over there was just being polite!"
Lots of laughter.
So we'll be returning and getting more Effin juice on Friday!!!
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reid:
Go! You wont regret it 
reid:
It feels so nice. Sun is really good for you, as long as you dont burn. 