Chuck Norris' penis is so large that it actually warps the fabric of space-time. Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is mearly a byproduct of Norris' colossal erections. This is known as the "Chuck Norris' big cock theory of space-time".
last night i went to Nashvilles in Waikiki. got me a little jack daniels swizzle stick which promtly turned into a tiny JD statue. swung by mooses long enough to drink a guinness. then i went home and watched dazed and confused and passed out. good times.
last night i went to Nashvilles in Waikiki. got me a little jack daniels swizzle stick which promtly turned into a tiny JD statue. swung by mooses long enough to drink a guinness. then i went home and watched dazed and confused and passed out. good times.
Damn....! So, good guys wear black, and they have HUGE penises.....?
Oh, i didn't die!