sable1066

Dear God,

I know that we have not always had the best of relationships, and that you still might be holding a grudge because of the whole confessional thing. Or perhaps my slight loss of temper when I told your priest that he was full of shit. I was really young when I did those things, well, maybe not. I mean that I think that I have paid for those things and quite a few more over the years! I do not want to bore you to death asking for blessings, or money or any other foolishness you hear all of the time. I would however be really grateful if you could agree to send a woman into my life who is not batshit crazy! Just saying, enough is enough. Thanks Super Dude!