sabine

during foreplay earlier i got distracted because i came up with an idea for a porno: a parody of 'the shining' called 'the boning.' obviously having a kid in it would be sick so he'd be replace by a midget. the midget walks into a room where heavy duty spanking is going on...instead of the finger thing he'll be jerking off, and instead of 'red rum' he says 'red bum.' haha. let's see...the twins would be hot 18 years olds doing each other. there'd be a big ghost orgy. the wife would go after the crazy husband with a huge dildo instead of a baseball bat, and obviously he'd take it from her and do her with it. instead of thousands of gallons of blood pouring from the elevator it would be thousands of gallons of jizz. the black guy who helps her out would be much younger, with a huge schlong and you can imagine the kind of help he'd give. oh and instead of writing a novel the main character would be filming a porno. there are more details that need to be worked out.